Interviewer: Why shouldn’t President Trump send the military to occupy your city?

Big Important Democrat: I support and love the Police I really want to kiss the Police

I hope the #RBNY flight gets cancelled and the team has to walk home.

As a SG board member, I cannot wait until Messi fucks off and all his cucks fuck off with him.

Supporters' Sections are for supporters of the home club

A baseball stadium pretending to be a soccer stadium

I'm just here to boo Juan Soto

There's no hate like DC hate.

Sad USMNT fans

The boys are back

I just always feel bad for the main event, because the crowd is so exhausted.

Photo of two sad US national team fans

I just want to meet whoever picks these photos for these articles, and buy them a drink.

Americans haven't been this sour on the labor market since 2009

Seriously, why do they always use a USNT related image for these kinds of stories?

Sad USMNT fans in an article about consumer confidence.

My favorite Yahoo news trope is using this image of disappointed USMNT fans whenever they have an article about consumer confidence going down.

And Shea.

"This is the third game this season at Red Bull Arena. Er, Sports Illustrated Stadium. Oops." -Doc

Hey @justjolley.bsky.social, let him know it'll always be RBA.

🎶Dennis Gjengaar's magic
He wears the magic hat
When asked to play for Metro
He said I'd fancy that
He scores with his left nut
He scores with his right
And when he plays Orlando
He scores all fucking night🎶

ME: guess what's wrong with the democratic party

SCHUMER: i give up

ME: exactly

Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto and a season pass to AEW Dynamite for some reason.

Vegan Cuban sandwich

@ariellecastillo.bsky.social I found your pregame spot the next time you're up for a match at RBA:

cortaditoscoffee.com/menu/cortadi...

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Hey Pep,

How many times did you lose to Liverpool this season?

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Hey Pep,

How many times did Liverpool score on you today?

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Timo Werner, red courtesy phone. Timo Werner, red courtesy phone.

[Werner picks up the white phone] No, the red phone.

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#RBNY

So I never have to listen to the Ginger Nazi? Nice

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute.

The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.

This was the right and only appropriate response.

A fascist FC Cincinnati fan

Far left fans

Which side are you on?

Voter in Pennsylvania: man groceries are too expensive I hope Trump will bring the price down

Trump administration: we now have a law that Apu has to come back to the Simpsons and Hank Azaria has to voice him again and he has to be more offensive

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If you're looking for a new deltoid, trap, and tricep workout, have you tried packing out 370 scarf memberships?

Inshallah

This is hockey

Five Ryan Meara New York Red Bulls jerseys

Wednesday, January 22, 2025. The last #RBNY player to play for Hans Backe has retired.
The last #RBNY to play for Mike Petke has retired.
The second to last #RBNY to play for Jesse Marsch has retired.
The third to last #RBNY to play for Chris Armas has retired.

End of multiple eras.

I've had my model 3 since way before (gestures at the world) whatever this timeline is. If I could afford to trade it in for something else and not get destroyed on loan payments, I would. Unfortunately, I'm stuck with it. I guess I could just remove the badge from it at the very least.