Putin Plays with Drones, Trump Plays with His Ego
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Posts by Mayor of Funkytown 2
Donald Trump Wants You to Believe He’s Untouchable. He Isn’t.
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Truth-Teller of Power
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
“Live, Laugh, Love”? Humans, Please.
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Trump’s Master Plan: From Tariffs to Gunboats, Every Move Has One Endgame — Power at Any Cost
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Relentless Watchdog of Authoritarian Schemes
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
🏴 This Week in Fascism: September 13–19, 2025
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Chronicler of Creeping Authoritarianism
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
🐾 Fit For The Litterbox: The Toxic Trifecta
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
No Scripts, No Silence: How Hollywood Unions Could Force Disney/ABC to Defend Free Speech
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Union Agitator
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
Jimmy Kimmel Gets Muzzled While Brian Kilmeade Gets a Free Pass
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
🐾 The Cat’s in the Cradle (and He’s Blocking the Door for Everyone)
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Murder, Mayhem, and Moscow: How Foreign Powers Hijacked Charlie Kirk’s Death
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Disinformation Tracker
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
🐾 Trump Wants $15 Billion Because His Feelings Got Hurt
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Tariffs, Tyranny, and Cowardice: How the GOP Just Blocked Democracy Until 2026
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Professional Bullshit Detector
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
✊ Passport to Silence: Little Marco’s Attack on the First Amendment
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Defender of Free Speech
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
When the National Guard Oops-Leaks Trump’s Big Military Cosplay
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
💥 The Trump Economic Disaster: How He’s Tanking the Economy and Driving Prices Through the Roof
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Economic Truth-Teller
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
MAGA’s Cancel Culture Tantrum
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Charlie Kirk, Canonized by MAGA, Condemned by His Own Words
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Professional Mythbuster
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
Swiping Left on Humanity: A Cat’s Guide to Your Dating App Disasters
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Five New Signs of Republican Fascism Creeping Into Our Daily Lives
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Tracker of Authoritarian Creep
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
Fit For The Litterbox: Tori Branum, ICE Queen of Georgia
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
🎯 The Charlie Kirk Shooting: When Political Blame Gets Ahead of the Facts (Again)
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Your Friend Who Actually Waits for Evidence
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
Another Day, Another School Shooting That Barely Makes the News Cycle 🔥
By Lotus, the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
When Humans Try to Cover Their Tracks (Spoiler: They're Worse at It Than Us Covering Litterbox Business)
By Lotus, the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Twenty-Three Years Later: How We Traded Freedom for Theater (Spoiler: We Got Scammed)
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Your Friend Who Actually Read the Fine Print
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
When the Guns Turn on All of Us
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Advocate for Peace& Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
ICE Without a Leash: Trump’s Deportation Machine Goes Feral 🐾
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
🚨 Poland Fires Back: Russian Drones Breach NATO Skies, Border With Belarus Seals Shut
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and NATO Alarm Bell Ringer
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
🐾 Ground Zero Grab: Trump Wants to Federalize Grief
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...
Amen and Pass the MAGA: Trump’s School Prayer Scam
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Professional Bullshit Detector
open.substack.com/pub/theinsur...
Trump at the US Open: A Masterclass in Being the Loudest Loser in the Room
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...