announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
The Philadelphia host committee for this summer’s World Cup has secured an agreement for fans to receive free travel when leaving Lincoln Financial Field via the city’s transit system. That system, SEPTA, last week revealed that it would be keeping fares consistent with ordinary prices during the World Cup, meaning passengers will be asked to pay $2.90. This will remain true for transit to the stadium. But now, The Athletic can reveal that those travelling via SEPTA will not be asked to pay at all when exiting Lincoln Financial Field after the six World Cup games at the venue, due to a partnership the host committee has made with Airbnb. Organizers say complimentary rides home from NRG Station will begin at half-time and continue for two hours following the end of each match.
I'm really glad to hear this because I already paid $11,000 for these tickets and another $2.90 would be financially ruinous.
Side note: Does anybody happen to know if SEPTA stops at my private helipad?
They got pretty far with a college dropout running the show.
Oh no.
The funny part is that Toilet Paper USA has basically been eating their lunch in recent years. Great job, Vik.
Bread
I thought for sure this would be a disaster, but I can’t argue with the results.
Yes it’s possible to bake in a grill, but you need to keep a very close watch on the temperature and not use a burner underneath the bread. I actually messed that up and didn’t realize the burner under the bread was on low, not off. It’s just a little crustier on the bottom that I would have liked.
I made Rebecca’s excellent and easy bread recipe last night.
It came out great despite the fact I had some concerns about my yeast being old and MY OVEN IS DYING AGAIN and I had to bake it USING MY GRILL.
Free comedy sketch idea: Remake Lucy and Ethel working at the chocolate factory, except instead of chocolate, it’s raw ground beef. Instead of Lucille Ball, it’s RFK and some other weirdo… let’s say Elon, sure why not.
He’s earning it. Anybody else who wants to run needs to start taking notes, because there’s only going to be one lane with any traction, and he found it.
Freak on a 28.8 modem
One knock against him is dodging the Hasan stuff. You don’t have to embrace Hasan, and you don’t have to disavow him either. Just say there’s a lot you disagree on, but it’s a big tent, blah blah, that shit. Ossoff and his team are obviously adept enough to walk that line.
A couple other points in his favor:
- He’s got a real connection to John Lewis
- He’s not a fucking lawyer
- Good luck playing the antisemitism card against him on Israel
Obviously this is not an original observation, but the dude looks amazing. I remember six years ago he kind of seemed like a skinny kid, and looked even younger than he was.
I need to go watch this whole speech because he’s on fire in every clip I’ve seen. He’s obviously a contender for 2028, but if he can win reelection by double digits, he’ll be the instant front-runner.
It’s unfortunate that flock of seagulls had those goofy haircuts cause it’s what they’re sorta remembered for when they should be remembered as a band that fucking rips.
Sweet precious angel
Google trends results for justice involved population
It has literally zero sustained interest. It just very briefly spikes every few months or years, probably whenever Andy Beshear says it.
Google trends results for justice involved population
I really think it's just Andy Beshear saying it every few months and then people wondering what the fuck is he talking about for a few hours. It has zero sustained interest. It's literally not a thing people say.
Whichever Democrat gets the most mad at a guy he just made up will be the 2028 nominee.
Ain’t nobody going to tell me how to raise my kids, except maybe some barely functional lunatic on Instagram, whose orders I will obey without question.
I actually saw a YouTube ad from Obama in support of it just yesterday. Hopefully the real stuff is getting through.
Store display for Nats and Orioles tickets tickets. $129.99 vs $89.99
DC vs. Baltimore cost of living
I think different rules apply in the context of a comedy radio show, but clips can escape containment. In a places like Facebook and the blue heart emoji corners of this app, it’s very easy for people to credulously spread screenshots.
I wish people would stop making up fake stuff and attributing it to Trump. He and his clowns do and say more than enough real stupid things.
For what it’s worth, of the 50 people who also did the Werner Herzog thing, mine was first by like an hour, and also it looks the best of all of them, in spite of the fact that I made it on my phone. People deserve to hear The Truth.
