tons of fun chatting
with @charlesaustin.bsky.social and @boeckner.bsky.social about utopian University City for Trouble In River City 👇👇👇

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Putting Jesus on the cross at 33 was a big mistake. If it was me, I would have waited till he was 83. Probably wouldn't have been a big deal to his fans at that point.

getting yoda so high he starts talking normal

The idea that it’s “adult” mac and cheese if it has peas and bacon in it should be a universal principle. Caviar with peas in it is adult caviar.

In Louisiana they put real gator in the Gatorade

In many cultures, money is seen as a sign of wealth

Breaking: I am trying to raise $5 billion or more from foreign governments and others for my private equity firm

Told one of my favourite stories to Dan, Hesse, and Charles. Did you know that the early Italian mafia was primarily a counterfeiting organisation!!!!!!

What they don't want you to know is that a single South African man controls the media. His influence is so vast that they call his app "The Everything App"

Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2 (Fortune Kit) YouTube video by Charles Austin

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Just dropped a live performance of "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2," an early Fortune Kit stoner rock song about downloading misattributed MP3s on early filesharing services

Self-driving solves this

As you know I am addicted to starting new projects with friends... and when @boeckner.bsky.social said he wanted to revive Bottlemen, I couldn't say no. Except we also roped in Hesse and @charlesaustin.bsky.social and we're talking about scams and scammers, rather than Canada. Check it out!

Seasoned food 😋The power it has! The cultural significance it has! The flavor it has! The range it has!

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I've got a new show about scams with Hesse Deni, Dan Boeckner, and @raaleh.bsky.social. This one with @jim.londoncentric.media is a great place to start. Very fun story about an eccentric mob-connected businessman's tax-avoidance scheme that involves farming snails in vacant office spaces

Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

10 years, 1000 episodes....time flies!

CTH 1000 - How the West Was Wing | episode 1 Get more from episode 1 on Patreon

Chapo Trap House Episode 1000 is out now

Starring Brendan James, Hasan Piker, Raina Douris, Ryan Grim, Hesse Deni, the Chapo guys, and oh so many more. Written by me and Branson.

Free to listen on both E1 and Chapo Patreons 👇

Join us tonight on Twitch as we raise money for Palestine Children's Relief Fund.

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We will be writing the scintillating erotic novel "Alex Branson's Friction" and probably racing ducks and spinning a big wheel with our names on it.

How many times do you think Trump explained Phantom of the Opera to a bunch of disinterested 14 year old girls on Epstein's Island

COMING THURSDAY: An E1 x Chapo Trap House event. For Chapo's 1,000th episode we present a stirring homage to Aaron Sorkin's masterpiece The West Wing. Starring Hasan Piker, Brendan James, and many more!

Many are calling it the most consequential podcast since Pixar's Sodas.

@grok explain

History basically just happens as farce again and again and again and that's the whole thing

She and Travis Kelce are going to read Infinite Jest this year

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side

They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise

One of the best to ever do it

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

Naaah Guaraldi was dick riding Snoopy for clout

The Grinch tried to steal Christmas to make space for more Jewish and Muslim voices but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation