My t-shirt saying any claims linking me to Epstein are defamatory has a lot of people asking questions that are answered by my shirt

When I was a kid, my nana would say “it sounds like Beirut out there” whenever fireworks went off. And now I look at the news, and my heart breaks for Lebanon. Nobody will stop Israel

Public health experts have been begging news outlets to stop using needle shots because a quarter of Americans have needlephobia and will avoid getting vaccinated because of it and these images feed into it... and yet we (as an industry) still keep using them

I remember predicting this on Twitter ages ago, where someone promptly accused me of being some kind of eco-doomster predicting the demise of all technology within the decade.

The Electronic Frontier Foundation say a tweet gets 3% of the reach of 7 years ago. It would be interesting to see an attempt to analyse how much of their prior reach the UK government [or other institutions] maintain by trying to use the platform

I also think that it should be illegal for there to be profit in social care and services for disabled people. Call me wacky

I don’t even rent. I just don’t think homes are for profit, especially in a housing crisis. They’re for living in. They’re not your fucking pension

I strongly dislike this government but absolutely love the way the new renters’ rights boil the piss of parasitic landlords

If anyone lacks emotional maturity, it’s the absolute losers campaigning for people to lose bodily autonomy - all because queer, trans and autistic people give them the ick

Weaponised neurology. This country is cursed

They killed the Stonewall Rainbow Laces campaign and now they're going after the Pride campaign that replaced it in the Premier League.

"Premier League’s Pride campaign triggers legal complaint over ‘gender ideology’" share.google/KrRwCkfpWyZZ...

It’s a very weak review article and also makes wild generalisations about things like cerebral palsy, which I also have. Babes, I’ve got a PhD and stable relationships

What was past me on etc

It’s a shame, as his Tom Driberg book was rather good

And then when she touches her eyes or other sensitive areas, daddy’s for it

1. tacky-ass painting of MJ in a red jacket on a bw checked floor next to flowers with a...gauze hanging around and columns behind him 2. MJ reading to a bunch of kids in the moonlight wtf 3. MJ on a white horse in a knight's armour holding hands with a fair maiden and in the background is a naked chick HOLDING A CHERUB 4. MJ running in front of the moon with the Peter Pan kids

Michael Jackson wearing only a loincloth surrounded by naked cherubs in a garden

I used AI to make these! The prompt was "artwork that Michael Jackson might have on the walls of Neverland Ranch". Aren't they awful!??!

JUST KIDDING I DIDN'T USE AI, THESE ARE ALL PAINTINGS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON HAD COMMISSIONED HIMSELF, THESE WERE LITERALLY AT NEVERLAND RANCH!

The dinner parties and WhatsApp groups do genuinely exist - I’ve talked to people on the fringes of those circles

He’s not from the segment of the media who would be into that. Pals with people who are, maybe, but he’s the sort who would strongly defend his independence from lobbyists, bribery and groupthink

In the dinner party circuit

A bulb for every clove

PE - she’s been a deputy editor there since Wheen (also transphobic) retired

Daren Morrish of Reform, local elections fake letter

Second side of leaflet

Why the long face

All the Spiked and Unherd adjacent ones. Mary Harrington etc. Pseudointellectual fascists

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At least 254 killed in Israel’s devastating attacks across Lebanon Israel carries out 100 strikes across Lebanon in 10 minutes, health minister says hospitals overwhelmed with victims.

Where to find the words anymore?

What to say when Israel continues to behave like this?

And no condemnation at all from the UK Government. They carry on business as usual as if Israel aren't carrying out genocides in both Gaza and Lebanon.

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Plagues and Popes, the two genders

What if Joe Lycett’s early shtick but with no redeeming qualities or sense of appropriate targets

screenshot of a google search that says "Related Searches" and shows a picture of Frederick Douglass next to the words "phillis wheatley husband."

Google Images consistently produces results that assume all Black people are interchangeable.

Should at least do it into a spray bottle, cowards

Phoenix doing the man in the moon in aerial hoop (it is not a high hoop, he’s a beginner)

And we oop