That’s fucking lame. She even snapped her fingers in slight spite. But, she crossed her arms and tilted her entire body off to the side.

“Jason, Jason, chasin’ dreams.”

She stood straight and did a low curtsy.

“They call me Banks here! A pleasure!”

𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕟
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟?
𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕧𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕
𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟
𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖
𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕!

𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜.

𝕄𝔻ℕ𝕀

𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕠 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕨

#MVRP

𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕤 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕

“That’s fine! Just thought I’d help.~”

She wonders if he’ll end up grabbing the ink napkins — . She doesn’t want to point them out.

“So! What *is* your name?”

To the man.

It looks normal on the outside, but if he opens it, it will spray into his face -

The clown tilted her head to the side in thought. There was another sight of mischief before feigned innocence took over her expression.

“No! No, of course not! I’m so sorry! I was just startled. Here, this should help clean you up.”

She reached for a bottle of water and held it out -

“That’s not a very normal conversation starter! You’re supposed to say something along the lines of ‘hello,’ get me?”

Oh, that shit eating from on her face can’t possibly get any bigger. It’s clear banks finds this very entertaining.

Snicker!!

“Sorry, sounds like your mouth is full, you’ll have to speak up, dear patron!”

✦‍ #ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ͜ ✘ #ᅠ𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏⸝⸝*`.. ﹙ #𝐃𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐏 | #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ﹚ (🔪) ▌▎▏N𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 1 # 𝙅𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧‼️𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯。
ᅠᅠᅠA 𝙄𝙣𝙙ependent &͟& semi-canon portrayal of 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒 𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐄 from 𝘿𝘾 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝘾𝙎。

“Oh! It’s funny you say that cause - “

Throws a pie in the reader’s face.

Screaming into the void -

/ so… I got covid for the first time and it kicked my ass. I’m sorry I haven’t been around, everyone :,)

/ sorry for the delay with replies! Life has been life-ing! I’ll reply soon!!

“That was rude. That was really fucking rude.”

“I didn’t even do nothing!”

HER odd attire? ! She’s just… she’s a clown! He looks like he’s dressed like some kind of knight from the olden days!

Banks looked around.

“Did you hear who said that?”

She’s trying to play it off.

“You’re brave as hell to say that to me without missing a beat!”

“The fact that it’s Mother’s Day and no one is turning me into a mother is crazy work.”

A splatter of blood shoots out onto @covertmyths.bsky.social ‘s shoes. From a few feet away, The clown has just used a hammer on some unsuspecting patron. She wasn’t aware she made such a mess.

“If you drink blood or steal my jokes, you’re fucking laaaaame!! I’m looking at you Whoopie!”

The clown jumped at @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social from inside of a barrel, honking her horn.

“Boo!”

The clown stood behind @aband0nedknight.bsky.social with ominous glowing eyes, like she was hunting him. But, offered a bright smile to seem less ominous.

“Hello, kind patron! Are you lost? Do you need help?”

The girl blinked at this… person (?) who seemed to be gushing over her. She tilted her head to the side and slowly shook her head.

“I suppose I have my parents to thank you me looking like this. Thanks for the compliments kid. You want a balloon animal?”

Sniff… Sniff Sniff….

“Who the hell smells like that?”

/ alright! Almost ready to release this girl properly into the world. I still need to work on the character info, but I’ll update that as time goes on!

Honk Honk

/ thanks for evening me out 🥴

/ i made this account as a social experiment. I made the exact same account on twitter. Same profile, story, everything. The username is slightly different. I just wanna see how they same character ends up on different platforms