That would kill me

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

Aja Kong's career is 10x as long

Well one side is explicitly racist so I guess that’s true

The Kool Aid man spills red out of his pitcher while proclaiming “ as Enki, old GOS OF sumer, the seed spilled from my loins formed the river that gave life to ancient Mesopotamia. Now, born anew, I give this gift again to usher in a new age of refreshment. Drink to your fill. Kool-Aid is my cum, if that wasn’t clear.”

Kool Aid Man

Well I’ve heard rumblings of misconduct but it’s not that. His matches are typically* “I get my shit rocked to a fairly remarkable degree, then do a coffin drop or scorpion death block and win”. His promos are about living in his car or Everest. Just not worth my time.

(* Dynasty was not, tbf!)

Using my label maker to put BLOOD START STICK on all my chef knives

I really hate Darby so I guess him winning would be good since the earlier his reign starts the earlier it can end? (Separate from that, I actually think it’s so clearly not going to be a title change that it would be fun if it was. Keep people guessing.)

I’m liking TJPW. Wrestle Universe gets you that, Marigold, and Sendai for like $8/month (plus NOAH and DDT)

Reduced the volume and challenge of my Runna plan. Like one out of the last 10 workouts has felt like something I did well so something had to change. I genuinely don’t see how I run a half marathon in May but that’s at least partly because I’m constantly telling myself “you can’t do this” on runs

I don’t know why anybody ever wants to read anything I write and this even less so, so sorry I guess

(Except for my bullet club skeet yesterday, fuck yall that was funny)

Really glad I have therapy tomorrow!! Though fuck if I know what we’ll talk about. “How can you make time for myself” I have been! And it’s not helping!

Ha, fuckin typos

Welp didn’t hit my pace targets and spend 2/3 of it feeling telling myself I’m a failure before breaking down when I got home so I’ve got that going for me

Have not been doing great. This run I’m about to go on better fix me!

“Geese is a psyop” is a psyop, I will not be explaining further because I just made that up

Imagine if your TNT champion got injured. Why, I bet the match you’d book to crown a new champion could only have 8, 10 amazing wrestlers at most!

Wooooooould

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

Is she a Wrestle Great Aunt?

“The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine”, I didn’t know Simon & Garfunkel wrote a song about Shrek

Tony Khan told me his Bullet Club factions keep getting injured so I asked how many factions he has and he said he just goes to NJPW and gets a new faction afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Bullet Club members to injuries and then Excalibur started crying

🤼

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

It brings me no pleasure, &c (though at least there’s an asterisk) #AEWDynasty

I had this thought earlier and want to get it on the record: I have a feeling MJF is kicking out of the OWA cleanly (this would be awful, I do not want it) #AEWDynasty

MJF really going for “the American antichrist” angle huh #AEWDynasty

I feel like Switchblade &co could get a push if they could be healthy for more than 10 consecutive minutes…

(And why can the Dogs do the too sweet gesture when BBG can’t!)

The Dogs are presented as these killers but lose all the fucking time. I don’t get it.

WE CONGLOMERATING GOOD TONIGHT #AEWDynasty

Okay but hear me out: Justin Visible as an entrant in a Casino Battle Royale (once he heals from what Stu did to him yesterday) #AEWDynasty