they say bad news comes in threes

plus since they're 'just' 'double-checking', the time they are expected to spend on it goes way down, even though the 'double-checking' will be a lot of fixing, so now they get to do two jobs in half the time. profit!

and then eats them

I'm glad the workers gutted from the Forest Service were able to land on their hogs with their new jobs

oh he is a merry file. his handle is blue and head a smile

but what does it matter? if you really want to grade him on his reading I'm sure his Libby account keeps track of what books he reads when
he could also be repeatedly rereading mein kampf. or twilight. or harry potter
it's just more socially acceptable to read than scroll on your phone for hours

he says it in the same breath as playing games. I don't think he's citing it as an accomplishment. I think he's trying to imply that his screen time is fine since it's reading; not an accomplishment but more acceptable. like watching TV all the time but it's fine since it's a documentary

she looks like she has absorbed much wisdom from a great many sunbeams and we should all be lucky to have such floofiness after all she has seen

I don't think that matters. Whether he finishes a book or not doesn't actually mean anything; it's his own judgment whether finishing a book is necessary or beneficial to him. Lots of reasons to not finish a book
It's when his actions negatively impact other people that it starts to matter.

his ADHD doesn't 'require' him to do any of that. that is how he has chosen to manage his ADHD and if it works for him great but it was still his chosen method and that screen time is still his original and ongoing choice
ADHD can be hard to manage but that isn't what made him a 'screenmaxxing' ass

how is it a side effect if that is the intended effect? there are lots of choices you can't reverse, but you choose them anyway and it's not unintentional when you get what you chose, so?

can get a lot of milk and a nice set of glasses there too

some things just get better with age, like a fine wine that doesn't truly come into its own until it has had enough time to develop body and depth

Can we go back to the old Two-Face Batman villain? The one in Batman Forever looked great. This new one looks like Madame Tussaud's lost power on a hot summer day and both sides look two-faced

clap those cheeks

yeah, too bad it's not the Norm

yeah... sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name

having a pin rack to go with your sword rack. now that's the dream

yes, you cross it with your pizza peel and a cutting board escutcheon that bears your coat of arms and a liberal dusting of flour

I'm slightly surprised it didn't cross streams with the mayo discourse and result in a food fight

plus many of them would start shouting about being persecuted when the works are described as apologia

Terp Wars V: The Pen Strikes Back

only if they left it in the oven to stay warm and people showed up an hour late and then they reheated it in the microwave

I'm impressed. what binder do they use to keep their meatloaf together so well?

it's fine because they bring the moisture back by bathing it in ketchup /s

they're taking it to the field out back to Office Space it
the dump comes when she gets back home and answers the doorbell to find a bag mysteriously on fire on her doorstep

may today give you everything you've dreamed of and more

it's more than that. they've touched tips

but then what will you do with the other 51 books?

I'm afraid that it is terminal
cause of death: trump's neckussy piercing
it's the fastest rising cause of death in America these days