To the tune of ‘Chocolate Rain’:

“Catholic Guilllllllltttt…”

Yes yes

I shall distract MYSELF.

I'm so old no one except me drinks anymore 😅 how am i going to distract everyone from my non-influencer lifestyle?

We're having friends over ( daunting due to bad at owning home) Haven't seen them inn YEEEARS ( Excite!)

Unless they can commit twice the crimes Internationally!!!😅

Hey, if you're gonna look like a stranger, this sounds like a good'un!!

TELL US ABOUT yer doppelganger!

I look like an aged version of the arrest photo of Winona Ryder back when they nailed her for shoplifting- only the one where she is kinda stickkng her tongue out. I do not in any way resemble current Winona, unforch. Oh, I am also a dead/ aged ringer for my pfp!😅

Be careful! They'll kidnap you for mother's day😅😅

Nice picks, Julie! Beaut

YEAH ELLE!

BOOOOOOOooooooooo

Yesssssssssss!

I like how he is always doing BANNARAMAS stuff,too. Great use of his skills and experience and big-franchise-background

THE UNVEILING OF THE TURDS😅😅

She sleeps on my pillow and only teabags me sometimes. 😅 she only does top speed or dead stop. She is such a great little friend

Ask Canada

I couldn't tell if frogs had joined birds at the swamp at commute home this week going to assume we are close -enough latitudes 🤩🤩😍😍🤩🤩

This is how we keep the Dance Arts alive for the next generation

What WhaT WAT

I feel like everyone always takes her sife😅😅

SHE THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

SO HANDSOME. SO BETRAYED.

It is TRUE, they would all be pink!! Laundry Nightmare

I feel CATHOLIC AMOUNTS of guilt!!!

My kitty with her face in the camera, after her harrowing experience being locked in the spare room.she must rest after her ordeal. And snack. Blurry Other kitty in background

UPDATE: forgiveness

I accidentally locked my kitty girl in the spare room for and hour. She ALMOST DIED i am in so much trouble

PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION

PINNNNNNNNACCCCCCKKKKKKLLLLLE