the 1994 blue m&m election was rigged

oh shit skip is going vegan

bluesky should verify certified freaks

jerry what are you verified as

no guard rails, throw them off a cliff

clits out for hitler

he doesn't give a shit about you, he only cares about his wealthy donors

just last year he took in a million dollars from cabbagePAC

mayor coleslaw is in the pocket of big coleslaw

well i guess i am the opposition

hey do u think that bluesky should have a central bank

more like newsgayper

practice makes perfect

fuckin amateur hour

fuck me uppppp boof

an erection too big to rig

thick and juicy

greetings fellow time traveler

i bet they were all at the bar together watching it unfold on tv

her vote wasn't counted because it had a hanging chad

sixteen in the clit and one in the hole

jesus skipbot, she's still grieving

the penis store is always right next door to the rope store too, it's the darndest thing

bless

i glance in the clit and i see my homie nate

opps

hey it's pretty fucked up that skip just stole @treestumped.bsky.social 's post and changed the word boner (an extremely funny word) to penis (still funny, but not as much)

hey what's their return policy like

if u get really stoned right now you can still be able to time travel all the way to the year 4/20

going next door to claire's to get it pierced