Beard Kisses 🧔

I want to watch a movie tonight and I really miss the tactile experience of going to a store and picking one out. I really am not interested in spending 45 minutes scrolling through 7 streaming apps to find a movie I might enjoy.

😈

asshole picture by Kurt Vonnegut.

what candy did you get 🐣

Come Softly To Me

dreamy jukebox.

open.spotify.com/track/603N4X...

a woman is looking out a window and making a funny face . Alt: a woman is looking out a window and making a funny face . it’s Conan.

creeper.

don't forget to charge your Rabbits for this holy Easter weekend, you're welcome

Would you like to own a peice of one of a kind art made by a genuine Chaos? Do you like Mutiny and Anarchy?

I've still got teeny canvases that need homes!!
8×10
9×12
Impress your neighbors!

Operators are standing by!

Recent Art I've done!

(PLAN-tur fas-e-I-tis)

Love means ignoring there typo

Seems dumb to name your town Mystic Falls and then be mad about all the vampires, werewolves and witches in it.

I’m gonna eat Jesus for Easter.

yes.

a cartoon of a man wearing a helmet and a box on his back Alt: a cartoon of a man wearing a helmet and a box on his back

if you can’t beat’em….

who doesn’t??

wish I could be there to hug you and stuff your pie-hole 🥧

I’ve been feeling epically sad lately. Like deep dark hole sad.

I need a little treat. A little snack or a little gift. Help me with some dopamine and get me a little treat??

Amazon or ko fi or buying some my Etsy?

linktr.ee/Itsjessandar...

We have a long distance relationship. I live in San Francisco and he lives on Mansplain Mountain

that’s a lot of pockets 👀

that’s nothing to bark at.

in this house it’s Two of Farts 💨 💨

corny 🌽

bellowing riddles into your asshole

I’m ready.