“I have a vivid imagination” gets me every time

I’d like to throw my hat in the ring for the Trailblazers job. I will gladly work for in the range of $1 million

Marcus Smart really just be falling down

Last night, she said:

Luka Kennarivic

My headline pitch to @theonion.com

Disappointed Republicans Leave Michael Wondering Where “All The Pedophilia Was?”

Jamal Murray should add a $10k half court shot bonus to his contract

“They just need to settle down”
My brother in Christ, they are 6/6 from three

Tim Hardaway Jr is a national treasure

What’s the record for four-point plays in a quarter? Fuck it. In a 3 minute span

If there is a Knicks fan in your life, send them a text with the 😂 emoji

Fat Joe is simply not fat enough

Them Salem broads was really witches

Garry Bird does like two things well and cannot be trusted at anything else

On the one hand, Victor Wembanyama is dope. On the other, yall got to stop dick riding

Jalen Suggs is the best and like fourth best player on the Magic and that statements makes perfect sense if you watch them play

Doc Rivers: “people dont give me enough credit for getting up 13-5 in game one of the eastern conference first round”

Yall want me to quit Twitter? Then make more of this

Dillon Brooks with huge four-point play to cut deficit to 20

My favorite thing about soccer refs is when they Mutombo players on a no call

Cooking is not that hard

I think the Rockets should make the “hit the bare minimum of your shots and you’ll win this game” adjustment

The Lakers probably just had their best offensive quarter of the series and they’re not even up double digits. I think the Rockets win this by 15

I love JJ Redick going to the “make all your shots” adjustment to start this game

The Lakers basically haven’t missed are only up four. Not great, Bob

Karl-Anthony Towns can’t shake Gueye

Do you think Dean Wade and James Harden trade beard tips?

Ride, die, or bye: Myles Garrett, LaMelo Ball, Tiger Woods

Bernie Williams is the Bernie Williams of Latin guitar music

The Hornets getting donged in the play-in has sadly become their football heritage