I am sorry. Whimsigoth is not goth. The girlies that wore that shit when it was in were adjacent to the sunflower girlies, not the goths. We actively picked on them. I would not now because I do actually try to be less of a dick but please keep your “whimsigoth” bullshit out of my goth.

Also, whoever brought Mormon mocktails (dirty sodas) to the mainstream should be shunned for life. I had one of these things before I left and they are vile. I wish the marketing hadn’t followed me here.

I’m gonna need whoever is washing the fucking potatoes to stop. They rot so much faster when you do that please stop. I am literally begging. I’m growing my own but things take time and man I’d love it if russets didn’t rot in a fucking week.

After moving from UT to MI, UT is definitely MI’s upside down. At least for us. Even the zip codes are same-but-not. People are friendly here, not nice. They don’t fake it to sell you their MLM or their church. Also, dear god, the cheese here is so superior. And trees. I have trees and water now. 🖤

Hello. I painted a silly frog. Yeehaw.

Pepperoni fried rice is not for me. The aioli was great. Thanks Molly Baz, everyone else loved it, it just wasn’t for me.

This might be the most sunlight I’ve seen since moving to Saginaw. Oh man it’s so good.

Two dozen eggs ranging from white, to brown, to green.

Yay! We have a local egg dealer again!

Oh Sims team. How did y’all know I desperately needed to dab in game? I’m so glad you gave us that ability instead of fixing the million broken things. Thanks.

Also I forgot this thing existed. Happy holiday weekend to you if you celebrate (I don't but I've never been down with restricting fun that doesn't hurt anyone and it's family to most folks).

Actual alcohol abuse prevention involves telling your children you need to have a shot of mayo before anything alcoholic.

Psh I would’ve remembered that.

Wait when did you take this?

I started infusing some tequila last week. Just tried a tiny bit. The good/bad news (depending on whether you’re a tequila appreciater or not) is that it still tastes exactly like tequila.

I went to the grocery store unmedicated and I definitely would not recommend 0/10

People over corporations.
Even assholes.
Assholes over corporations.