# my top 3 call of duty qoutes:

3. fifty thousand people used to live there
2: what are the numbers, mason
1. It appears that Call of Duty did not quit properly the last time it ran. Do you want to run the game in safe mode?

i take back every single nice thing i have ever said about marathon 2026 developed by bungie inc.

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woo

shitty galaxy a54
also got the same score on the pc with a neo g9
zero carrots

i guess

always remember to immediately change the default filters on friendship apps

okay i think it's time to set some boundaries 😅

me with a magnifying glass trying to figure out if im allowed or not

oh my god how is it always warden

i forgot about the challenge

depends if you have it for me

a screenshot from the hit video game Marathon (2026) depicting Vulcan, a character from the hit video game Marathon (2026), delivering their iconic hit line: "Be advised that you are not a Traxus employee. As a temporary asset, you are not entitled to any worker protections or representation."

so basically just Uber

my steak is too buttery

haha, me

((and the best one would post "haha, me"))

(a better artist just wouldn't post it at all)

a lesser artist would take this and post something along the lines of "haha, me"

a good artist (me) pretentiously turns it around into some sort of pseudo meta commentary about how lazy and annoying this type of post is, completely subverting your expectations

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fuck man they don't teach social media post frequency etiquette in school god damn it how am i supposed to know sob

lol

it is a nightmare when literally nothing happens in your life

day 3 of trying to post every day challenge, a challenge i definitely haven't just made up on the spot, a challenge im definitely not just retconning into existence as we speak

it's kind of a chore already tbh

i dont think i could even explain what atproto is if someone asked

can i sign in with Poob

i can't keep up with those new discourse features

just do me a favor and pretend i had something really insightful to share in this post today and it really made you think okay thanks it really means a lot to me

keep your support staff on their toes by running a surprise discord nitro promo once in a while, they'll surely appreciate it

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