Torpedo bats had a bigger fall off than a hot April team… are they even still a thing?

431 ft with zero proof it’s landed

I actually feel good about this one!

White Sox pitching prospects apparently have a four inning cap, but don’t worry, Brian Bannister’s a genius and I’m just some guy watching it happen.

Funniest team ever

3-2 did not hold

Trant Gaylor

Tristan Peters folks.

Three years in, and the GM has exactly one outfield prospect worth talking about, and he’s in Double-A.

Antonacci played left field in 11 of 13 games, gets called up… and they still run out their worst defensive outfielder anyway. The White Sox are basically performance art.

Jacob Gonzalez over Bryce Eldridge

Probably more of a WST thing, but remember…

If Schultz does well, he's obviously an ace.

If he struggles, it is only his first start, and he’ll be fine.

If you point out this false dichotomy, you're a hater and a moron who wants him to fail.

Independent (feat. Boosie Badazz & Lil Phat)

Nice touch. Funny enough, he had a pretty memorable walk-up song in Chicago, used to come up to this one about independent women.

Sosa’s out of options and failed at second and first base. He’d be perfectly fine at DH, but they can’t DFA or trade Benintendi so here we are. Oh, well.

Man, I miss JD

But… why?

I don’t know what’s more surprising the White Sox hitting a home run or Grant Taylor being allowed to pitch in the second inning

finally a ball

What a start

Run differential, smun differential.

Sorry but MY Chicago White Sox are in third place in the AL Central.

hey homie

my very own bat signal.

Think 2-0 holds?

We call that a half day.

When if ever has a team optioned their opening day starter in consecutive years?

Think 4-3 holds?

Sean Newcum

Rule 5 might be a nothing burger, but leaving a second-round pick unprotected to take a High-A arm is definitely a decision.