The Peacock app automatically launching a betting sidebar when I watched an NBA game triggered a rather long profanity response. My poor wife

Haven’t seen anyone else post about Rush’N Attack in the last two weeks and yet it’s still kicking my ass

Damn shame second film isn’t ’Spa-ra-ticus’

Let’s go boys get a run off this wife beating piece of shit

I applaud their commitment to trying to deprive Florida of a 1st round pick

People like holding up John 3:16 signs at sporting events, but given another Red Wings collapse, John 11:35 seems more apt.

This DA’s gonna find themselves under federal indictment for mortgage fraud

O-town were truly the historians of our youth

The only good thing about Stevie being completely incapable of finding value in the 2nd round is we can give away all our draft picks to offload these effing jerseys and we won’t miss out

When ur opponent starts with a -32 goal differential sits anyone whose over the age of 21 and ends the game with a GD of -25….whelp. Go tigers #lgrw

He also had a baby! He’s just like us!

Ken I would watch games at 2 am if it meant getting to play Pacifc opponents four times a year #lgrw

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

That Midwest anxiety when ur Lyft driver cuts in traffic and you want to give the thx wave to other cars but don’t want to offend your driver

Realizing that the biggest consequence of our President posting a blasphemous photo and shitting on Italy’s PM will be…an Italian-American Catholic Supreme Court justice retiring to be able to rush through his replacement before the midterms. What moral courage 🙄

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

Love that they brought on Yoshi so #CBJ fans have to put up with a 3 hour Russian HJ as the last time they see the team for six months 🙄

Batman breaks a gun and exclaims, "THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY. WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT."

GenAI memes used to dunk on the enemy are still GenAI memes.

Our tour driver today was stunned at how quickly the weather changed at Yosemite. Ma’am the weather didn’t change we ascended 4000 feet it’s going to be colder

Same energy as 40
days/40 nights how will he Ever survive not having sex for six weeks?! 🙄

The odds of being trapped by the devil in a cabin in the woods are much lower than being trapped by an extrovert in the office. We fear the true threats

Still say ‘Carla was the prom queen’ to psych myself up before a task I don’t want to do

You know ur hip when the show you’re excited to find has ‘purewick at home’ ads

I’ve never felt more vindicated as a Midwesterner. Just had In & Out for first time and am shocked by the mediocrity

We have an Army Vet ED/ICU doc and they Nailed that archetype in season 1

Except for the part where ED docs willingly stay 3 hours past their shift instead of just hitting the admit button on their way out lol

Popping my cd player face onto the stereo in the econoline to go live like a king on five bucks. Gd we’re old

My YouTube offered me two options, both leaving me engrossed and heartbroken

You know ur playoff rush drunk for your wife’s team when Sullinger tips it wide and your first comment is ‘Jesus no wonder Tate never got pregnant’ #cbj