You know this dude is not sitting through Speakerboxxx.

You can change who you grew up with. If you fall into a friend group with very high chemistry you can make it so you grew up together.

yt comment: I like it when kind and cool people turn into slightly insane and dark. Is that wrong?

On a train where the conductor is concluding every station stop announcement with “Word is bond”

Kids have been listening to Under the Western Freeway on the speakers downstairs but they don't know I'm keeping track of which one of them turns off the ten minutes of uninterrupted cricket noises at the end of the CD. You will pay boy

@nathanaclark.bsky.social can you please make the Jose Mourinho positivitivity remix the theme song for the rest of the year.

My new bill will make a sake drink option mandatory for all venues

Future children don't count award 🏅

Whose fault is that

oh fuck yes dude the goat

I suspected as much but I wanted to let it play out to test Squids character

Just got the most inscrutable ad I've ever seen in my life

"I won't claim to be a gamer, but I was aware, broadly, of some of the concepts present in Final Fantasy," Tom Morello—singer, songwriter and political activist, and Rage Against the Machine guitarist—tells me

Good news @grahamformaine.bsky.social

That's right 🗣️

White people don't say garbage time anymore they say low leverage minutes

Steven Lockjaw died of natural causes.

Overheard at the playground: "The opposite of chocolate is cinnamon." Compelling.

When I talk about what Lebron means to me I go 4, 5 reasons deep before I even touch on basketball

What's good for the geese is good for the gender

They threatened the filibuster and he locked in

The Wikipedia photo for "meat pie" is, if I may be so bold, deliberately hostile to the food.

Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.