i hear it helps if you threaten people and call them 'Lebowski'

Blackadder Dog Soldiers On

...thought the joke was going to be about the foot path being buried here

oh right, i should try that!

"i can fix all three of them _and_ get one of the secret endings"

normally, i avoid being to internet-pilled, but in this case...

ME AND WHO....?! 🥺

IT'S FINE SHE LOOKS WISTFUL

bought a friday ticket

🥰 ooooooohhhh, what stand number will you be at?!

i feel like that might work for bits and pieces of Poe, too?

"Girl, _how_ will the funeral dirge be sung...?"

"Girl, let me quaff this kind Nepenthe and forget the lost Lenore!"

"As the Jem’Hadar bred personally by Odo"

.....i didn't know @campyalien.bsky.social and/or @probabbea.bsky.social wrote for @playstartrekonline.com

(apologies for putting you on blast 😅)

dammit!

Frock the Casbah

.....so the boots stay on no matter what?

it was meant in a jocular fashion, but i clearly failed to bring that across in the text; perhaps, it would've been better if i'd said 'the rules are written from the assumption that you're playing against another human who might have strong opinions about how long things take'

promotion is pointless when you're already winning and significantly ahead in pieces

....you're the reason these rules exist

@brickset.com is the real hero of this story 😉

you could go halfsies with someone who wants one of the other ones?

heck, if you needed to do something like this for a stage-play, there _has_ to be a way to make the revolving door behave in such a way (having the doors fold aside when out of sight of the audience ?) that the actors can 'skip ahead' a compartment for effect

"In just a few short weeks, I can beef up your noodle arms!

Come shadowbox against the Department of Opposition!"

must be gremlins, i learned about them from Bugs Bunny

i feel like that bit only works because of Oliver Platt's delivery

(which isn't a complaint of course)

"how would one even go down on a mermaid Smallville, this sounds very fishy"

the last two panels from above, but reversed, and Lori's word balloon changed to say 'like a tantrum?' in MS Paint

i'm sorry, i couldn't resist 😓

....wait, is this implying we're breading and eating the chocobos....? 😭

...yeah i think Princess may be right on this one, Zelda