One two punch stickers on my way out of work today.

This place is way better than Twitter but the one funny difference is that every time I make an obvious joke post here I have at least 2 people replying within the first 15 minutes who think I am 100% serious

If your city hosts a marathon and you want to have a good time, hang out more than halfway through the course and cheer for the people on 6 hour pace or more. They’ll act like you’re saving their lives while they’re the ones going 26 miles and you’re just clapping and waving.

something about people beign surprised that xiv would not do a collab outside the united states. yes girl they also did a south american based expansion with no south american data center either

POV: You're a retainer

constantly thinking about the random FATE lore that drops that in Eorzea a “Sharlayan Marriage” is slang for a situation where no one is satisfied

tried to draw G'raha tia as this cat i saw on the internet by memory

I think if people make out of character porn they should be executed

Seen on the mean streets of Vancouver

Tabby kitten peeking from behind a desk with text above. Transcribed Text: can't have 3rd dinner can't eat plastic can't eat my humans toes can't meow at 3am can't do anything

Sunday

Pushing 30 means your irls talking about how they wanna make a girls day out of going to some fertility clinic to get their hormones checked to see how many ovules they have left

every time i pick up a new job i wait to find out what kind of job it is like this

discord screenshot between the neurotic homie and loser liege yaoi lord (me)

we finished s1

i dont think im gonna do that

god they cooked SO hard with this art style. putting it in my mouth every time

finishing s1 of code geass im feeling such a way

testimonials part 2 (they are the same posts)

Happy Birthday Mhin!
Today you’ll find them fishing peacefully along the river, accompanied by their favourite companions - the stray kitties! 🐾 Sounds like a purrrr-fect celebration 🐈‍⬛🥳

You don't see recruitment booths at anime conventions anymore, they just get a woman with a high pitched voice to act behind a big boobed anime child on twitch dot tv

lmao what are vtubers doing

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

we badly need the code geass reinassance like how we got the brba one during covid. the people need to get into this 20 yr old anime. i will not say it'd good but i assure you it is Fun

he killed the chatter with that last line

no rational person with common sense will equate your posting online to the entirety of tour values and thoughts and actions. you can do whatever. all people ask is for you not to throw a pity party because it's so difficult for you that people are suffering elsewhere...

when you start making posts about how difficult it is for you and how you deserve a break and a treat from the war that your country is waging elsewhere it comes off as extremely tone deaf. like come on.

it's very strange how usamericans always throw pity parties for themselves when their government commits an atrocity. like i don't think any rational person expects you to make it your entire life to stay glued to the news and spend every waking hour protesting and posting and such but...

"joy is resistance" is for black people facing government brutality. palestinians experiencing genocide. latinos living in fear of ice. iranians experiencing western aggression.
not you, sitting at your pc telling yourself to have some ice cream to feel better while your government kills people.

they're gonna nuke iran and people are uwu posting about taking your meds

9: How long has it been like this? 10: On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging. juice: ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese.

10: They got tired. Some lasted longer than others, but they all got tired. Now they are resting in a moment that will last until the end of time.

I kinda look at the big long life ahead of me that stretches out forever and disappears. And I get scared. And I think, "this can't be Heaven if I'm getting scared, right?" And then I think, "maybe I am in heaven, and heaven is scary."

9: I love you guys. 10: Love you too. juice: love y'all too 9: This is the end, right? The end of this story? 10: We were always at the end. It's a free play, buddy. Clock's all zeros. It's after the end of the world.

please answer (2018)
sbnation.com/a/17776-football