“You like who we tell you to like, and you will stomach what we tell you to stomach. And if the country slips into fascism, it’s the fault of the people with the least power.”

The cover is all, "Oh no! Hal Jordan is in trouble!" But then the story is all, "Never mind! It was just Guy!"

Currently requesting review to get it reinstated without a security wall. I used the word "rimjob" in it. Stupid blogspot.

Bizarro: Year None #1 (April 2026) I just wouldn't have, you know, included Bizarro's thumb on his left hand in that grip. Bizarro: Year None #1 (April 2026) By Kevin...

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Lobo #2 (April 2026) Goddamn that Lobo logo makes me so happy. Lobo #2 (April 2026) By Skottie Young, Jorge Corona, Jean-Francois Beaulieu, and Nate Pie...

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Took the R.L. Stine Masterclass for writing for children and now all of my characters are haunted ventriloquist dummies.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea: The Newsletter #26 (Fifth Week of May 2018) E!TACT #26 The Half-Year Anniversary Newsletter! Also: The Wild Storm #13 , No Justice #2 , New Challengers #1 , and Batman #47 . B...

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea the Newsletter #26 (from May 2018):

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"This rocket pack will save embarrassment on the street! Just one flaw: if you come face to face with another person wearing one, you will both die."

Was Alexandria full of porn?!

It's not an existential threat to humanity at all. It's a future threat to GDP, the stock market, and a white supremacist's vision of the world.

Battalion of Team Titans saying the hit line all the '90s kids were saying: "It's time to make some cheese!"

I don’t like knowing there are so many of theses guys out there but I do like learning who they are via something terrible happening to them

She has no top on, right?

Remember, when someone on tv does something you don’t like, it’s important to find them online and tell them off. It’s not rude, because you watch their show and that means you’re basically their client and boss.

Only 2 Defends also with Swift to start drawing again if Pillage or Pommel Strikes peter out. Fiend Fire to expunge deck of non-attack cards for Infinite Draw.

Slay the Spire II deck with Hellraiser (improved with Swift to get the engine going) in opening hand of deck with nearly all "Strike" cards (4 Upgraded Pommel Strikes to keep drawing & Setup Strikes for constant damage upgrade). Pillage to get the draw going again if it died.

Slay the Spire II deck with Hellraiser (improved with Swift) in opening hand of deck with nearly all "Strike" cards (4 Upgraded Pommel Strikes to keep drawing). Pillage to get the draw going again if it died. Only 2 Defends also with Swift to keep drawing. Fiend Fire to expunge deck of non-attack cards for Infinite Draw.

Killed the Queen on Turn 1 with this deck in Slay the Spire II:

Me being 13! Not Halo!

I had such a huge crush on Halo at 13.

How have you never heard of Mona Bennett?! Pshaw! So famous for having a solar scientist father whose coattails Bruce Gordon rides upon!

Ew.

I'd be embarrassed to carry this around. And I carried around the Wishbringer stone from Infocom and made the Ultima IV ankh into an earring.

At 25 I traveled across the country in my VW bus. I was accompanied by the Sailor Scouts lined up on the dashboard against the window. The cool Japanese figures where they were in the pose at the end of their transformations.

I'm a straight boy who was in college when he got fully into Sailor Moon. Would tape it so I could rush home every day to watch it. My mom loved to buy loads of little things for me for holidays and birthdays and Sailor Moon made it easy for her. So, so, so much Sailor Moon stuff!

TOM’S CROSSING Song Page 923 YouTube video by MarkZDanielewski

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Nobody remembers Big Bear and Beautiful Dreamer!

I would like to get a flattering letter some time. My first year out of state in college, I once got a letter from the girl I had a crush on where she said she loved me like a brother. Was that flattering? It just seemed cruel and world-destroying at the time. Thinking on it after all these years, I still think it was cruel and world-destroying but also probably a lie. What she really wanted to say was almost certainly, "You're being pathetic and I don't know how to deal with this. Please go get laid and forget about me. You're in college, you loser. I am sucking two dicks as I write this."

From my exegesis of Pynchon's Mason & Dixon. I know, I know. What does that have to do with Mason & Dixon? Get off my back! What are you, my editor?!

My fan theory is that Batman is the only straight character but then he's an aging bachelor living with another man who adopted a kid so I might not be too good at these "fan theories".

The cover of Eclipso: The Darkness Within #2 which prominently displays Starfire's ass and nearly Black Canary's taint and Phase's ass (partially obscured by the Direct Shop ISBN box). I have used Corel Photopaint 2000 to change "The Many Faces of Evil!" to "The Many Asses of Evil!" I did it with my own dexterity and tools in Corel Photopaint. It was really very simple but then I've been using it for 25+ years. You don't fucking need AI, assholes. Or a newfangled photoshop program that comes with a monthly subscription. If you can imagine it, you can fucking do it yourself with tools at hand.

Technically, the many TITS and asses of evil.