They look beautiful!

Not wrong at all!

Me, middle aged blonde woman sitting down in black pants, silk gold and cream shirt, black blazer, black heels with gold trim.

Me, middle aged blonde woman standing down in black pants, silk gold and cream shirt, black blazer, black heels with gold trim.

I have a huge huge huge presentation today and I’m skeered!

Miniature clay pecan pie in bottle cap pie tin in the palm of my hand

I made you this tiny pecan pie in a bottle cap “pie tin” out of clay please respond

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Text convo between my daughter and me

In an uber with @charlieaaah.bsky.social and I’m a bad influence on my daughter

We'll be offering continental breakfasts until we can find a cook who can get here by 6 a.m. without acting like such a goddamn baby.

Our home’s solar array’s been active for a year. We’ve produced 18.7 MWh of energy. Equivalent to planting 225 trees. Enough to charge 1.6M cell phones. Our CO2 reduction is 13.4 tons. We have 2 EVs which we charge exclusively at home and still produced enough to sell back to the power co.

I got soooooooooo much sun!

Ahi tuna

Ahi tuna in Marco Island. Yum!

Did you see all my other clay stuff? You might get a bigger ring for me if so.

Thank you so much!

You know those “guess how many jellybeans are in the jar” things? If you told me 1 million or 200 those mean the same to me. I have absolutely no spatial awareness whatsoever.

Hahaha Fetus Hands is a good band name

One thing I like to do is say to someone, "isn't my daughter beautiful?" and then when they say yes, I say, "easy Epstein."

She happy with her JBF (just been fucked) hair and crooked ass crown.

Flying today and gonna join the mile high club (changing my tampon in the lavatory.)

When mom buys unfrosted Pop-Tarts

Horndogs

My favorite film genre is two horny dogs eating spaghetti

❤️

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth?
Me: Fuck yeah!

A Caucasian hand with oxblood colored nails

I finally did my nails

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I've been trying to teach them!

That's what I keep saying

And dating a girl approx. 31890704357 yrs younger than him?

Damn girl are you a price tag on the bottom of a coffee mug? Cause I can't seem to get you off

Nytimes strands says: today’s theme is This is not working 😂

very funny, nytimes strands. very funny 😩

The slutty power outlets in my house need vaginal rejuvenation surgery. I plug something in and the prongs just be falling out like the proverbial hot dog down the hallway.