euphoria season three is kind of fun if you think of it as a completely different show, otherwise it makes no sense

the good news is I'm getting better at parallel parking. The bad news is I'm going to be passing a bit worse next time I take the cogiati test

this cis girl came up to me at the bar and complimented my hair the other night. And told me I was "serving" lollll

holy ...

TIL there was a bass player named Busta "Cherry" Jones

hersteria

why is it always MENtal illness. why can't you suffer from womental illness instead

i want to curl up into a tiny lil ball

some of my best friends are lesbians

prettyy

love

reminder that boomer, gex x, millennial, gen z, gen alpha are marketing terms whose serious use erodes intergenerational solidarity. there is far less characterizing the group of people born within five years of you than you think

are you familiar with the Harvard English professor who is a trans woman and wrote a whole book about how Taylor Swift is a great poet?

i'm 39 XD

sorry

i'm like if he was a woman

helping marjorie in the studio. i fell on my fucking ribcage today and now it hurts to breathe 🙃

it's very important that Vera Drew be allowed to make the echo the dolphin movie

No Other One YouTube video by Weezer - Topic

ofc there is even an actual weezer cuck song m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Vw...

i've spent this whole week feeling ugly as hell. And I'm looking at this picture and thinking "no I'm not" but consciousness is infinite 🙃

we had one of these at the Portland art museum when I worked there and the docent would always say "what gender do you think this is?" to the school groups

a monopoly with two sides is not market competition

if i mute the group chat, i won't know what's going on; if i leave it unmuted, i will not know peace

hahah

my two moods

man everyone plays that fucking MGMT song when they want to indicate in a movie or TV show that it's late 2000s/early 2010s and that is absolutely the most expedient move, i can't lie

i saw two teens talking about a text from a third that read, "I'm so chopped & unc. I got a 26 out of 40 on my math test."

i do too :) shes a character on arthur