I'm going to dissociate, does anyone need anything?

Whoever came up with the name Eggplant, which contains exactly 0% egg, doesn’t get to name anything else.

That reminds me, gotta check on the science projects going on in mine…..

Make Mexican crepes with meat, cheese, like soft tacos or enchiladas

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Dropping this again to support my daughter’s art. She’s added a bunch and is just happy to share her art.

If you check it out, maybe like a few of her designs.

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Nope, it’s part of the daily schedule, get coffee and breakfast, sit and reflect on the day 🤣🤣

You had fair winds but she wasn’t following your seas🤦🏼‍♀️

Bored? Spiritless? Suffering from non compos mentis? Well that’s alright. That’s likely due to the nonstop American version of the Fratelli d'Italia.

Welcome to the all new All Things. You just need a dose of humanity. Or an awe-inspiring example of substandard humor.

Trump defunfed a Catholic charity. I assume because he wasn't able to steal from it.

I love her more every day ❤️🥰

ACAB

In an agricultural setting, statistically it only takes 2% rotten apples in a barrel to ruin the whole damn thing.
So stop telling me about the other 98% of cops.

I don’t think the lighting is the problem with my selfies.

Since day 1 of human existence 💔

Trump called every reporter in the observable universe, who all dutifully repeated his updates about Iran, and all those updates have fallen apart in fewer than 36 hours.

How long will legacy media keep doing this?

We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.

"Hey, Sharon! This hairless raccoon keeps putting their empty paw out to me. What do they want? Is this a game for them or do I have to give them something?"

[At Bluesky HQ today]

"My bad. I unplugged whatever that other cord was so I could charge my phone. Server you say?"

Probably true, apparently I’m a precipitating event

#Hogsbreath is too stupid to be the Secretary of Defense!

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Over 40,000 people are currently incarcerated for Cannabis. Not a SINGLE Epstein files co-conspirator has been arrested.

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

😳🤣🤣

sunset over a tree line

sunset on my way home
#sunset
#photography
#blueskyartshow

Even the dark side of The Planet??

At night I like to turn my air condition down to "comfortable enough for penguins to habitat in your home" temperature.

Mine kept doing that yesterday, didn’t know if it was Bluesky glitching or somebody blocked me😳

Flowers from my garden

Bluesky, I got you some flowers from my garden, to cheer you up.

You're welcome 🦋💙

Sadly true but try to scroll and divert my attention to something really uplifting on sm 🤣🤣🤣🤣