The worst part of a snowstorm in Manhattan? That fkn pink granite on the corners. Slippery as fuck who authorised this?? Almost lost my bagel.

Getting old means sometimes your Punk Pajama Party is cancelled bc one of the members of the headliner threw out his back (while playing a different show).
Feel better Kris.

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Shout out to my anaesthesiologist. I think a regular propofol nap might Fix Me tbh.

a man says " everyone stop what you 're doing and only pay attention to me ! " Alt: a man says " everyone stop what you 're doing and only pay attention to me ! "

Me: *opens YouTube subscription feed to catch up on things*
@defcon.bsky.social :

Extremely dramatic photo of me wearing a cowboy hat, tiny tank top, and very voluminous handmade purple skirt. Seated in a huge white leather chair on a marble stage. Dramatically.

My mostly handmade outfit for this event was On Theme.

I am looking Respectfully 👀👀

Oh yeah sorry my bad. That was me stuck in ATL for a few hours.

Google out here trying to tempt me into turning on its capabilities via "but you can catch Pokemon".

*mentally drafting a shorts pattern with stretchy lacing up the sides for comfort and also uses less fabric*

.. also now I'm wondering if we could use the sleeves from your flannels to make you some matching tiny shorts or jocks. 🤔

Bby move over I can't see the Godzilla blanket 😭

Have you tried just channeling your instincts to appease into BDSM instead of letting them inform your political philosophy?

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It *is* a cute picture of you, that is correct. (CircuitSwan and I agreed that they totally should have used the one from her wedding tho)

A photo of 3 cards from the Black Badge pack, Deviant Ollam, DefconParty (shiny) and Hyr0n (shiny)

My partner got a @deviantollam.bsky.social in his Black Badge cards #defcon33

I lost my rabbit while dashing through #defcon - pls if you find it bring it to w205?? #defcon33 #SAO #mybunnyisgone

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

Is anyone doing Mohawk-con this year? Alternatively does anyone have a pair of clippers?
#defcon33 #defcon #someonegivemypartneramohawkpls

152 💕

Photo of the view from the gate in the residence inn parking lot that leads towards LVCC. Several dumpsters, piles of garbage, and pallets of construction materials are blocking the path through.

Heads up to folks staying at the Res Inn by the convention center - the gate code is the same but you better be nimble bc there is construction trash between us and LVCC. #DEFCON #DEFCON33

I have a bunch of different cool animal stickers (each one is the Only One I have of that kind)! We can totally trade some to take back 💕

Corrupt people can’t imagine people who aren’t corrupt, so “why not be corrupt, that’s how *everyone* does it” is a hell of a spiral.

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

13 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path

9 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path

5 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path

5 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path

The local bike path is now the site of a vigorously contested pet… election?… and it seems like something @darthbluesky.bsky.social should know about

Being unsupervised and unreachable for the entire day as a tween/teen.

@thewanderingflock.bsky.social is in Brooklyn!

A coffee made of leather (could be human we don't even know) applied to wood with wrought iron fixtures. Spanish, 17th century.

Inner monologue like
"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is a box filled with An Ancient Evil that I will be unleashing."
#TheMet

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.