why do the aliens in disclosure day sound like the mouth effects in the Seinfeld theme song

Too hopped up on cold foam matchas and watching the knicks lose tonight

oh yay. another field goal. zzzzzzzz

When’s the dodgeball game

This entire thread is like a metaphor for USA right now…

Happy Spurs-mas!

credit to okc for raising the level of competition this season

refs are in the tank for the knicks, geez

they should let wemby nuke las vegas

what a game 🥹

the spurs continuing their trend of crappy wins

just screaming “no no no no” at jose alvarado

Mavs Man will never not be creepy to me

on a shuttle bus between austin and san antonio to see a spurs game, and i’ve learned people have teeny tiny bladders and convenience store coffee at 1-something on a Sunday

💩

Dallas wasting Cooper Flagg. Bad management. Bad coaching.

reality shows took soap operas’ place in pop culture, and it’s a damn shame

no sweeps! my knicks-wolves finals dream is still alive

These crazy Pacers wins hurting my brain

it’s funny how the endings of grease and to live and die in l.a. have similar conceits

I need a Knicks-Wolves finals

NUGS!

Went to Vegas in December, and on a lark, bet on the Wolves to win it all this year…here’s hoping 🍀🍀🍀🍀

Nuggies!

Lakers could’ve really benefitted from Anthony Davis tonight

so crazy Will Forte getting into it with Şengün

predicting that whoever loses this bucks/pacers series, the coach is getting fired. so go pacers?

Wonder how this can be done legally. Are they submitting IRBs? Getting consent?

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

Random: With the Suns' firing of Budenholzer, the NBA now has zero head coaches named Mike/Michael, after starting the season with three: Budenholzer, Malone and Brown.

There are, however, still three Williams: Billy Donovan, Will Hardy, Willie Green.

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