And the fact that a few months ago someone caught me getting head while they walked past my window. Very awkward but I just tried to move lmao

I sleep butt ass but I cant roam around my crib butt ass. Especially as someone who lives on a first floor apartment by the entrance that has a window cat and enjoys sunlight

The Original Snuggie lmao

My cat has started to pick between the hours of 11pm and 4am to use her damn treadmill and it’s kinda frying me lol

You ever FT me and see me with that hoodie on AND im just wearing glasses…unless we made plans that’s the indicator to not even try to make any 😅

I’ve got this pair of shorts with paint stains on em and a cream hoodie that I’ve had for years that wont ever be worn past my mailbox lol

Anybody else got a very specific “Im staying in the house” outfit?

Happy Earth Day

Lol nah same, I just hate feeling very iffy energy or feeling like I have to constantly gauge a person’s intentions so I just rock out until it’s stated

I swear a lot of suburbanites have this need to prove themselves to absolutely no one lmao. Like I get that poverty can lowkey happen out there (I was one of those families) but mfs will do shit just bc of what their idea of blackness or coolness is and it was a frustrating experience

What happens if a baseball gets caught in a jersey?

Mariners pitcher Logan Gilbert found out firsthand that it counts as a base hit 😳

And I’ve noticed that my best/longest relationships came from them being direct. It didnt stop me from still actively pursuing. Once I know the interest is mutual it actually makes it a smooth ass dating process

Its worse bc it was like my second or third year living in the suburbs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The promos poster for Weather Hunters. It features a Black family with a mom, dad, two girls, one boy and a dog

Al Roker has a show on PBS Kids called “Weather Hunters”! It features a Black family 🥰

It’s about an 8yo weather detective and her family learning about weather, climate, etc.

It’s for kids ages 4-8.

Tap in!!!

All to find out that this nigga was my mans ACTUAL cousin lmaoooo. And then we all started playing NBA 2K12 together 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I still think the funniest shit to ever happen in my life was when someone tried to rob me coming home from school on an early dismissal. I told cuz no when he asked me to give up my phone and negotiated it down to “I’ll call the number for you” he walked with me all the way to my homies crib 1/2

Lmao it makes it even more hilarious being friends with servers or sex workers bc mfs will genuinely be like “yeahhhh they want me” and it’s literally their job to be kind and even flirt to get more outta you

yeah same especially since people don't take into account how everyone's so different personality wise. some people are touchy feely or have an in your face friendly winky vibe and call people baby or whatever. some people have "bedroom eyes" and others take it as "giving them the eye."

Lol maybe it’s bc Im big on direct communication and interacting with the world with no ulterior motives idk

Im incredibly bad at identifying a crush. Especially since I chalk everything up to “oh they’re just being kind.” Someone’s overly touchy? “That’s just how they talk and interact” . And then Im overly kind my damn self so I used to get in trouble when in a relationship bc I’d be hella oblivious

This jawn had me howling and the comments aint make it no better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8g4QRbB/

I havent made a single beat since January…..once this semester ends this weekend Im making at least two before I start my new job

My favorite genre of tiktok videos this year:

People going into hotels and rating the cuck chair setups 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially when they go into detail and then the comments give their critique on the placement and whatnot

Yesssssirrrrrrrrrr 🤘🏽💕💀🎭

“They can never make me hate ____” will never leave my mouth bc there’s a lot that can happen to make me hate a mf

This ai shit is dumbbbb. Yall animating dogs ears to flap and their spots to look more like flowers because it looks cool. NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE A DOG WITH FLOWERS AS SPOTS WITH FLAPPY EARS!

Yall entertained by things that go boing

The 80s:

My favorite archetype in the gym is the person who comes in and just works out in their work clothes/the most business casual wear lol

My Frankie Cosmos vinyl took forever to come in lol

if you search up “ai” to antagonize people who are against it, you’re a fucking dweeb