Much like Shohei's salary, the real explanation for what happened here will be deferred for many years so the Dodgers can evade any penalties or issues

Excuse me, excuse me, I mean his *translator* is doing the betting right? That is surely the only thing that has ever happened.

I wonder how much he's betting that he can get to 53

I stand by it!

I see this take is holding up well.

It's crazy how easy it is to be fooled by this stuff at a glance and then it starts to fall apart

You're right. Nine arms + whatever this is between the four Iranians.

In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.

Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature.

Eight children were murdered in the shooting.

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Because honestly I have definitely had many water and seltzer bottles splayed out before me on various tables

I think that is supposed to be Ghalibaf? Whoever it is, his right hand is a mess.

The flags are the clearest tell. Definitely an AI pic.

I love their hojicha best! They are awesome. Just wish they didn't have Shohei ads. I don't like him.

It almost seems like the Knicks are all in on a playoff core that isn't good enough to win a ring. Weird.

Cars are also faster than people.

MAGA Is Eating Itself When you're as unpopular as Donald Trump, the only people left to fight are erstwhile allies.

"Wow, Trump has 100 percent support among MAGA!"

Terrible analysis, terrible punditry.

"LOL! The best MAGA can do is brag about Trump's 100 percent support among MAGA."

Correct, contains crucial insights.

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I'm still really mad about Spurs/Mavs getting the Flagg and Wemby picks.

IIRC it's made by Ito En and I got it at their booth in Asakusa/Sensoji

What Happens To a DeReim Deferred?

Today's afternoon tea was made with Ippodo sencha and Fiji water double boiled in the iron kettle. It is delicious.

I am making a point to see more movies this year and track it on Letteboxd. The most recent one I saw was "Husband Father Killer," which was ridiculous. I enjoyed it.

I just blocked someone I maybe even half agree with because they just quote tweeted week ago shit on this and the answer from me is no, not today Satan.

One thing I am not doing today is NYC housing discourse. It is Monday, I am too tired, and every time I engage with it as I did last week I want to log off for eons.

I feel like I am the last person in the world to not have seen this movie

I am also not going to read this post cause I keep meaning to actually watch this movie and I don't want spoilers. I may actually propose to the lady that we watch this very evening. The Elias Movie Club!

I just shared this because i saw this comment and I firmly believe you are fantastic and should promote the crap out of yourself.

Why Sam Altman reminds me of Anton Chigurh To understand what the people building AI are really saying, it helps to spend some time with a man who kills people with a cattle gun.

I am not saying the guys running OpenAI are serial killers. I'm just saying the worldview they present, and the way they talk about their own actions, reminds me a lot of one of the most iconic serial killers in the history of film.

I just deleted like 3,000 emails and I still have a backlog. Spam is a plague upon us all.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

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This is my last cup of Cafe La Llave. Going to try going back to Bustelo next and then will make a definitive call about which will be my go to stovetop blend. (Using other stuff for pourover and Turkish).