i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny
what doesn't kill u just gives u a very expensive new health insurance tier mybodyistryingtokillme.com
you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing
They actually had to paint and shave him for Frasier. One of the largest makeup budgets in television history.
it also hasn't had a negative impact on his circumstances (other than maybe on his soul). he's doing fine. you don't get to call what he has going on a disability and equate it to actual disability until it impacts him negatively, sorry. there's no correlation between what he is and what I have
(and I love how much she loves it. She got distracted when someone brought out a deck at drinks last night and didn’t notice I was back from the restroom for AWHILE. This is gonna be my new favorite joke for at least a week)
I love my partner, but sometimes it’s hard being the Other Woman (gender neutral).
Alas, her first love is Magic the Gathering.
I am DEFINITELY the side piece
Clearly none of the people who say T Rex watched Land Before Time, because the T Rex is pretty cool but I was definitely too traumatized for it to be my favorite lmao
DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states.
DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand.
My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases.
DOJ is now 0-5.
My firm is 5-0.
Lesson: When we fight we win.
The New York Times is now blocking The Wayback Machine from accessing its articles.
That means you'll no longer be able to view archived versions of NYT stories published in 2026 and beyond on archive.org.
(All those posts you see tracking changes to NYT headlines and ledes? They relied on WBM).
this too shall pass, but f-cking hell
Tbh I’m very surprised they came out edible, let alone tasting good. This was really more an exercise in working out some emotions than it was actual baking 🤷 But hey! Brownies!
Freshly baked brownies on a cooling rack, not cut yet. They are topped with chocolate chips, and they are still on the parchment paper that lined the pan and was used to lift them out.
Tonight I’m very maturely rage-baking brownies instead of (justifiably btw) telling someone to fuck a cactus.
Trust issues taste like chocolate
In 2016, a bunch of us were told that we were just being dramatic, we didn't need to be upset, there were checks and balances, we didn't need to worry and that things could not possibly get as bad as we imagined because no one would ever let that happen. Anyways,
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.
Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚
"No," the swordmaster said.
"One does not refuse the king," the herald said.
"I do. I will not train his soldiers or officers, I will not tell my students to join his army, I will not support his unjust war."
"You will regret this!"
"No," the swordmaster said.
check yo self before you dox yo self
after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign
forgot the most important of the genre
Happy Worst Day to Be Autistic on the Internet Day! 🥳
I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.
Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.
If you submitted an Anthropic claim, I recommend calling them and confirming it. Their system is riddled with errors and issues. Even if you got a confirmation number, maybe check:
1-877-206-2314
Shoutout to everyone who writes their own shit. You rock.
Ever go through a car wash and your fucking license plate *comes off*???
Im so so sorry to ask for help but I need to reschedule a therapy appointment that's in an hour so I can go to the ER instead but they want to charge me $100 for reschedule under 24hours. Im very very sorry.
Advocate: J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization.
You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
Pit pit on a pile of skulls saying "severed is the head that wears the crown!" death to the wizard kings!
Chop chop!