If I was a 2000s rapper, I'd make an album called London Balling.

They eat beans for breakfast. I try to respect all cultures but they don't make it easy.

More like yeech!

I've received mail from a casino. In my culture, it marks the beginning of adulthood.

I figured he would be more into youth sports.

You got to love Torgo. He's a real people pleaser.

This is awful. He was one of the youngest members of Congress.

No. They're talking about Jeffery Epstein the New York financier.

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

You're not alone.

Fat dork with glasses, long hair and beard standing in front of the baseball diamond at Kauffman stadium.

First ball game of the year and it's Grateful Dead night on 420. Let's do this!

T shirt that says MY PARENTS SPANKED ME AS A CHILD AS A RESULT, I NOW SUFFER FROM A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION KNOWN AS RESPECT FOR OTHERS!

Saw someone wearing this in the wild and I’m just gonna say if you spend 20 dollars on a t shirt that says this as a grown ass adult you do actually have some lingering issues from what you experienced

Why are we still doing this? Blame isn't going to make those people show up to the polls next time. This is pissing in the wind.

I've been nice enough to vote for the Democratic Party for two decades and they've not delivered for shit. Maybe our votes should start coming with some conditions. They shouldn't count on our votes if we can't count on them to do basic shit like universal healthcare and protecting abortion rights.

I guess they haven't figured out that shame doesn't motivates voters.

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That's why they come in bifocals.

I don't think the giant Motel 6 has a casino. I wouldn't know. My broke ass stays at the Flamingo.

I was going to block that fuckstick but I decided to make him block me instead.

I get it. You're just a crazy asshole.

I have had the same complaint for the last couple decades.

Grannies? Are we talking about little old ladies or are we intentionally misspelling something because we're too cowardly to say what we really feel?

the comic where on the left side are KKK members hold up a sign reading "we want to kill black people" and on the right are people with a sign that reads "we want civil rights". in the middle is a moderate calling for compromise, but the sign has been edited to show a recent tweet from jonathan chait, where he says "Hasan Piker is an authoritarian. So is Netanyahu."

You're mixing up the word conflated with confused.

Democrats really should feel embarrassed by this. We couldn't even get weed legalized.

I'm tired of people not thinking I'm in Devo.

The "people of Walmart" thing really pissed me off. Some of us are poor and unattractive. Life is unfair. No one needs dick heads on the internet taking shots at them for existing.

It's my favorite time to shop. I don't think I need that environment but it's nice to have. Something about it just reduces my overall stress level while I shop.

That's just fucking sad.

Does he think this is a vertical move for his career?