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I heard "slime" and immediately got feral xD I'd be even more feral if they just said "screw it" and slimed us >.< Buh

Only 30 minutes after initially hearing it because you kept on retelling the story of how you couldn't say it 🤭

(I admit I saw you while you were retelling the story so I did not hear the initial exchange that day)

"indecipherable"

That droop, tho 🤌

Great job! Exquisite, really

"a 4-D experience!"

You don't look sleepy, tho... 🤔

Gosh this is pushing buttons 😅🫠🥴

*hazmat crew, road closures* "authorities say avoid the area, but it should be open again in the morning, noon at the latest"

Fineeeeeee, I guess I'll change you, lil stinker butt :P

*instantly wet* <----ya didnt forget that part 😜

Happy Birfday! 🎉🎂🎈

"B-A-D-I-D-E-A
Bad idea, man, you been heading the wrong way!
B-A-D-I-D-E-A
You'll never get it, so just forget
it!"~Militarie Gun

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*patpatpatpatpat* c:

🥵🫠🥴😵‍💫 sharp dressed doggo ;3

Cozy tot! ;3

*bum pat* looking good kiddo :3

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Certainly! *Boop* c;

Ever bring yourself to your knees with how soggy you get?

Time to factor in boosters into the diapee budget! 🤭

The prescious moments 🥰😊

*takes notes* I see 🧐

There's no better way ;3

The price you pay on the first super good day of the year, weather-wise? Sunburn. Every time. I never learn.

Def two adorable puppies! 😁 Punk puppy and car puppy :3

Is there any other way? 🤭

The wiggle corner sounds like it could be a daily thing for me 🫠😅😖😵‍💫