Staying home is/was objectively the right choice given life rn but MAN I wish I was goin to xiv fanfest... I wanna play nerds with my fwends...

Discord message that reads "OK I changed my name but I did not put any pronouns"

Boss made a work Discord for off-network support bc we've got a huge IT upgrade coming next week and might lose access to Teams/email... Not three minutes into the server and everyone's least favorite coworker hits us with

Child next to me at a coffee shop convincing her father she's done her research on tanks and is ready to get a pet lobster. Good for her!!

Absolute banger of an ad on t*mblr yesterday

a medieval drawing of two knights embracing

close friends, france, 15th century

Witch Hat Atelier anime tomorrow how are we feeling!!!

Waittt the dragon wings are so cute omg

The way I've been moving the past couple weeks there's a decent chance that the count of monte cristo makes it into my spotify wrapped this year lmao

WHAT is the crack cocaine Frank Wildhorn puts in his musicals. I can't in good conscience say they're particularly good musicals but goddamn can the man write a song

Was ever there such a flighty, insubstantial mistress as onion powder. I love her but she loves jumping off my spoon and onto my counter

I know it sucks when someone's discord gets hacked BUT it's also extremely funny sometimes. Lacemaking server just got slammed with 16 consecutive @ everyone's advertising some manner of Mr Beast themed cryptocurrency scam

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

I think about this every time I see another goddamn Kalshi ad

One time in college we had to come up with an app and do some iterative prototyping with the concept. My group made up an app to bet on TV show plots, and one of the main critiques was that there's significant legal/ethical issues that could come with betting on predetermined outcomes.

Fighting my chess opponent for accusing me of cheating (I did) call that I eated rivalry

Fighting at the entrance of a Walmart call that a greeted rivalry

Fighting on bluesky call that a skeeted rivalry

Fighting over the price of beef call that a meated rivalry

Fighting over which chairs to purchase call that a seated rivalry

Problematic functionality gap between me and my apartment's AC rn

YIPEEEEE you right ty!

I wanted those new variant dungeon pants w the deep hip cutouts to show off my thigh scales like the girls get to do why are you giving me SHORTS!!

Ffxiv stop making the boy versions of clothes less slutty challenge

Karkalicious 😔

Bone chilling to start singing along to a song at a club and suddenly realize that the lyrics you remember are from a Homestuck parody.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Chadley!

I'm getting kinda sick of my existence being a hot button social issue :^)