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*many thanks to @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

It’s the whole fucking country

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

The antichrist he helped create

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Series question for the ladies:

How do you all deal effectively with under-boob sweat? 💧

Asking for a friend 😅

Happy birthday to me!! Turned 47 over the weekend & celebrated by going to the @capitals.bsky.social victory over Buffalo, the arrival of Transformer Soundwave, spending time with my girls, & eating delicious food, including homemade stuffed shells with garlic bread. Grateful for all my blessings 💯

I just wanted to start the day with a totally normal “Praise be to Allah” for some reason 🤣

Honestly, the great crisis of our society is the unwillingness of institutions to inflict consequences.

Impeach the president, fire the sex pests, expel cheating students, excommunicate an unrepentant heretic, prosecute the war criminals.

Believe in your institution enough to enforce its rules.

Christians posting “He is Risen” on Easter like they didn’t vote for a pedophile

This anti-American regime is hell-bent on undermining and weakening our country in every way possible.

Every day it sends a new signal to massive populations, "you are not wanted."

That message is the opposite of what our country should be.

From the very bottom of my heart ❤️

I showed this to the wife and she said she had already seen it and we laughed and then I was like, wait…where’s she seeing this? 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Happy Easter! He has risen!!

Apparently my wife is no longer comfortable meeting with me later at Boner Way….

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She said we’re not meeting there

Told my wife we are meeting up later and when she asked where, I sent her this picture:

Day One 💫

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The sex was with my wife

The drugs were my cholesterol meds 😅

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Spring Break in your late 40’s when your kids go out of town 🤣
• booze
• sex
• drugs
• rock ‘n’ roll
• Taco Bamba

Happy Spring Break to me!!

Cheers to another day of being hated!! 💯

We have always been fighting a class war.

Lmaoooooo

I’ll take, “Things You Love to See” for $1000 @kenjennings.bsky.social

This month we are celebrating four years since London rang the bell at Children’s Hospital celebrating her victory over B-cell leukemia. 🙌🏼

She turns 15 in a few days and I wanted to say a huge “Thank you” to everyone who has cared for us along the way 🙏🏼

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I mean, I’m literally the Shit Shot guy who made tossing his dog’s 💩 a daily sport 🗑️

I always put my shopping cart away and I’m a rotten son of a bitch…