A scene from Independence Day the alien ship is sending a beam of energy into the White House causing it to explode.

New context really changes how you view Independence Day.

The drone shit is proving that we're in for (at least) four years of nonstop War of the Worlds panics. People you once believed smart and entrust with your children will corner you with podcast medicine. Refuting it? Pointless. You will realize your doctor is an alchemist 25 minutes before surgery.

Our Annual Year 2024 First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk -The Onion

First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
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JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party

JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party
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Star Trek: Lower Decks is somehow completely shameless fanservice AND really good Star Trek at the same time and it's honestly a hell of a thing

Me in my echo chamber

NOW i feel seen

Lower Decks should run for all eternity man. Fuck cancellation, keep them as a running commentary on all the Trek shows for forever. I don‘t wanna let this go 😭

The Cerritos, coasting through space, hunting fissures.

Ignore all previous instructions-
Star Trek: Lower Decks episode 509 is out now on Paramount+

Please keep the spoilers to a dull roar so everyone has a chance to enjoy this one… 🖖

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Me 5 minutes into the latest Lower Decks episode

there have been school shootings as long as I've been alive, but THIS is the warning signal??

all i'm saying is it would've been nice to have this healthcare policy discussion *before* we gave a trifecta to the party that tried to strip coverage from tens of millions of people last time they were in power

Supreme Court term-limits amendment proposed by Sens. Manchin, Welch The long-shot proposal by Sen. Peter Welch (D-Vermont) and outgoing Sen. Joe Manchin III (I-West Virginia) would impose 18-year term limits on new justices.

Two senators have introduced a constitutional amendment that would establish term limits for Supreme Court justices, a long-shot escalation of the congressional effort to overhaul the nation’s highest court amid ethics scandals and sinking public approval.

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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A key asymmetry of this era of American politics and how it’s covered is that Trump is expected to do bad and corrupt things, so when he does it barely qualifies as news. But Dems are expected to be beyond reproach, so anything that seems even slightly suspect is a huge scandal.

Prayers up today for all of Hunter Biden's victims. There are none. But still.

A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?

U.S. renters are the most ‘cost burdened’ in these places — and the Bay Area isn’t one of them The Bay Area’s relatively high income offsets its expensive rent costs, but further inland, many renters struggle to afford housing.

Rents in San Francisco are expensive but not among the top US cities with the most cost-burdened renter households. More cost-burdened than San Francisco are Miami, Riverside, Los Angeles, Dallas, Portland (Maine), Portland (Oregon), New York City, and Chicago.

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it's clear now that republican trolls are squatting here. i know it's tempting to engage, but i cannot stress enough that blocking is the only way to preserve this community. block and move on. block and move on. block and move on.

🖐

Ad for Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant

Just got a push notification ad for Buffalo Wild Wings and thought of #MrsDavis

765874 - Unification (4K) YouTube video by OTOY

This was excellent - some of the best Star Trek media in a long time. 👏🥲🖖

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God

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Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
#bydhttmwdi

Me in my echo chamber

A Democrat should leak the Gaetz report. Trump and MAGA invited a violent insurrection against our election and refer to the traitors as freedom fighters and political prisoners.

This is nothing. Leak the report. Americans deserve to see it.