Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

OUT: flipping people off
IN: doing the “neener neener” gesture (thumb on nose, fingers splayed and wiggling)

Sandra Bullock in Variety, with text saying: “Sandra Bullock Supports Al and Says ‘We Have to Make It Our Friend' and ‘Lean Into It': ‘I Do Feel There's a Place For It’”

Guess whose broker just told her how her portfolio’s loaded

Same. My wife and I have a love/hate relationship with this game, but we play it every day. One of us usually says "fucking purple. it's gonna make you mad"

i'm watching "wild things" (which i have never seen) and it is not what I expected b/c there are aren't any forests or animals in it at all

Every day there's a headfake and I fell for it today even though I knew it was a headfake just so I could click your name with respect.

this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

I could make this the Hero image for Skies Above on @diceweaver.com

Exactly one year ago today:

hey i called the pope and he told me deep dish pizza is a casserole. i knew it

A.E.N.H. 1947.05.14 - 2024.04.16

[inventor of spaghettios on their death bed] they were always... (labored breathing) ...spaghetti zeros

workshopping a book series called 'the farty bois' about teens who solve the mystery of who dealt it

ilyra repin, watercolor painting, the 1899 pistol duel between Eugene Onegin and Vladimir Lensky that takes part in Eugene Onegin, A Novel in Verse, by Alexander Pushkin

just found out this is watercolor and spent like a good five minutes pissed off

Y'all need to get the fuck off Substack.

lil’ stinker

who has four paws and rolled in poop

Facilitate the Death of Your God.

the only vegan-safe ingredient is the jalapenos! the flour i'm using for the roux was probably bone-bleached.

gonna scratch-make a bacon and jalapeno mac-and-cheese for a potluck tonight and i'm stupidly worried someone is going to be upset that it isn't vegan friendly.

Fart revenge is the best revenge.

Your thing told me that I was wrong when I was right, in the most obnoxious, television-game-show way possible. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is this a test or a joke? If it’s a joke, I don’t get it. If it’s a test, it’s buggy.

Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box

Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

INBOX ZERO.

I had an absolute blast writing this component, ngl.

Agon! On Diceweaver!

Agon is a sleek, narrative focused game about Greek heroes and their legendary tales! Written by @johnharper.bsky.social and produced by @evilhat.bsky.social!

diceweaver.com/games/agon

This tracks with my data, but @diceweaver.com is small but mighty, and we focus on smaller, indie games. (Speaking of, I sent a mail to someone about getting DIE on our platform).

what if there was an enormous bird who was friends with a fucked up elephant, kids would love that

K.D.C. 1967.02.20 ~ 1994.04.05