The last of the holy trinity to go. RIP.

This is like playing Bolton or someone, all set pieces. #MUFC

So by my reckoning, United will play Leicester three times this season and the same man will be in the home dugout each time.

New social media platform, same mildly interesting sports tweets…

Like so many things in my life.

a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man . Alt: Tobias from Arrested Development saying “I’m afraid I just blew myself”.

So if you don’t call these posts tweets, what are they called?

Not taking inspiration from Tobias here.

Better than I thought it would be (having read the book). Some of the usual dodgy accents and a few bits not given context for non-locals but otherwise a good watch.

Definite first day of school vibes.

This feels like a super secret club we’ve all joined now.