The Olivia Rodrigo single sounds like if Chappell Roan tried to write a Taylor Swift song, if that makes any sense. It's fine.

I’d watch that.

Oh okay you're all into Popes now? Name three Pope albums.

Yes. Yes, I would.

Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line

Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line

Every time I have to spend $15 for ground turkey I feel like Nelly getting bottle service at Caesars Palace in 2003. Baller.

I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants

Ohhh, I've seen this podcast.

wut

If y'all don't quit putting that video in my feed. 😠

Elderly Americans depend heavily on care work, and our entire care work sector depends heavily on the skills and labor of immigrants.

When elderly Americans cannot get proper care, they are at risk of harm and even death. Regardless of their preferences about politicians or immigration policy.

Some decent talent in that category this year. (SOME.)

This is me.

Frosty morning in Columbus, OH.

I'm convinced that someone could be completely covered in snow, up above their head, and they'd find a way to pop one hand out to post "This is nothing. You should have seen...."

Every once in awhile I see a headline that is so unintelligible to me it makes me wonder if it's time to just push myself out onto the ice floe now and just be done with it

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I know these are words, but I have absolutely no idea what any of this means.

I feel sick in my soul. 😔

A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk

The first two hours this morning

Just a sec I’m downloading the Nextdoor app just so I can post “gunshots???????” six different times tonight

The beeping from the infuser was almost the reason I went to jail. 😂

The betrayal I felt during that entire time period will never leave me.

Well NOW I AM TOO. *joins fist-shaking*

I'm pretty sure I saw this Muppet on Sesame Street once.

a vertical shot of a placid, cloudy day. on the left, a barren tree reaches up to the overcast sky. on the right, a boxy white food truck has parked with its little window propped open for business. you can just make out the word “pizza” in black curly lettering on the front of the truck. in the center of the photo, sitting squarely in the middle of a green bike lane, a rather large dog that resembles a golden retriever or great pyrenees is sitting patiently in profile, staring expectantly at the food truck’s window while basking in the glow of its lights.

This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)

I fear my entire identity this week is Bo Jackson’s stutter step that froze a ❌Ichigan defender like a Butterball turkey. #BoKnowsFootball #GoBucks

🤣🤣🙌🏻❤️

Goose Island Bourbon County on Black Friday. I am officially ready for The Game.

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Meanwhile, your wife.