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A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

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one must imagine eggbug happy

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each of us must acknowledge the sins

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you know you've been computering for too long when you can recognise what this is

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I'm *very* excited to report that we got initial funding and have hired our first Rust maintainers!

RustNL's Rust Maintainers Team starts out with two full time maintainers, one intern, and five part-time maintainers, now stably employed to continue their work on Rust! 🎉

rustnl.org/maintainers/

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SYN-ACK

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congrats! 🎉

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

Generating software faster, or automating busywork, doesn't guarantee success in business.

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thirteen charts. wildly different. some are circles, others crosses, horizontal lines, vertical lines, randomly scattered, and also, a picture of a dinosaur

thirteen charts. wildly different. some are circles, others crosses, horizontal lines, vertical lines, randomly scattered, and also, a picture of a dinosaur

i think my favourite version of anscombe's quarter is the "data dinosaur"

all thirteen of these graphs have the same mean, variance, and correlation

when people graph an average value, and nothing else, they're lying to you

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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crates.io: Rust Package Registry

Servo 0.1.0 is out! 🚀
This is our first release available in crates.io and our first LTS version
servo.org/blog/2026/04...

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saw TWO of these bad boys the other day

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Welp, I got laid off. RIP futurewei OSS rust team.

If you know anyone hiring systems engineers lmk.

1 week ago 64 26 1 1

car horns should be inside the car, facing the driver

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also make no mistake: parsing correct source code isn't that hard. the hard part is parsing incorrect source code correctly and presenting helpful errors to users

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Q1 2026 Rustls Performance Update Overview Offering top tier performance is a primary goal for the Rustls project. As such, the project has developed benchmarks representing some of the most performance critical functions and monitors them closely. The Rustls project periodically publishes test results that compare Rustls performance to other popular TLS libraries, OpenSSL and BoringSSL. The previously published test results are from July of 2025. The Rustls project is planning to start publishing performance reports more frequently going forward.

An update on rustls performance: it’s still pretty fast.

www.memorysafety.org/blog/26q1-ru...

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./garden in a terminal, it generates a colourful rendering of a simple randomly constructed garden, utf8 characters for flowers with varying length stems, and in this case a single bee hovering above. it is extremely calming, for something so simple looking

./garden in a terminal, it generates a colourful rendering of a simple randomly constructed garden, utf8 characters for flowers with varying length stems, and in this case a single bee hovering above. it is extremely calming, for something so simple looking

me (in a bad mood): what the fuck is ~/bin/garden
me (in a good mood): oh.

1 week ago 206 24 3 0

“yeah can i get uhhhhhh that photo of the fox with the contorted face”

“sir this is a wimdy‘s”

1 week ago 33 7 2 0

The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means.

1 week ago 189 84 0 3

you could try using e.g. quad9.net as the dns server, either in your router's settings or for individual devices

if you feel like doing a project, you could also try setting up pi-hole.net and get some tracking protection as well

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Node.js — Security Bug Bounty Program Paused Due to Loss of Funding Node.js® is a free, open-source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environment that lets developers create servers, web apps, command line tools and scripts.

the weird thing about companies and open source is that it's incredibly easy to make a fucking huge impact and almost no companies do

so many companies could just bankroll the IBB as a write off, and yet... we've lost it.

there's so many easy wins and instead you're worried about AI SEO instead 🙄

2 weeks ago 14 3 0 1

Companies are gambling at this point. If you can, please speak up inside your company so they up their open source strategy and commit (more) funds to make our shared commons sustainable. We're going to lose it all. Funding dynamics in OSS need to change. Fast.

2 weeks ago 51 16 2 0

hey it's that time again.

do you have data? that you like? is it backed up? do you have automatic backups you've checked are actually happening?

in multiple locations?

have you done a test restore to make sure the backups work?

*even an extra copy on a flash drive is better than no backups*

2 weeks ago 72 30 9 0

time for a glass of pastis with ice 🥃 kind of a day

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your mileage may vary, but i think these days it's getting more common for software to announce available updates in notifications (that you can adjust and choose whether to react to) rather than creating literal pop-up windows

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GitHub - topgrade-rs/topgrade: Upgrade all the things Upgrade all the things. Contribute to topgrade-rs/topgrade development by creating an account on GitHub.

topgrade is really nifty, and cross-platform! run *all the updates* from one place, including things like jj git fetch for all your repos if you like!
github.com/topgrade-rs/...

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from tumblr user exeggcute:

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

from tumblr user exeggcute: I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

good post

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Two-panel comic

First panel: axolotl kiki says that it is already April.

Second panel: axolotl is crying, saying that it is not a lie.

An atmosphere where axolotl wish all of this were a lie.

Two-panel comic First panel: axolotl kiki says that it is already April. Second panel: axolotl is crying, saying that it is not a lie. An atmosphere where axolotl wish all of this were a lie.

April fool

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Unwieldy Storage, Big

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The Self-Cancelling Subscription When family TV show night became systems debugging night.

One Friday night a few months ago, my family sat down to enjoy a TV show. We were surprised to see "Start your free trial." instead of "Continue watching."

Things escalated from there! Enjoy this 100% true story, part of #aprilcools!
predr.ag/blog/the-sel...

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