18 pounds of douche in a 5-pound bag.

Also, I’m old enough to recall the concept of “participation trophies” as somehow … negative, according to the GOP Conservative population.

Right???

His dean needs to be investigated. Now. No, actually, removed and then investigated. Right now.

How soon 'til Trump signs an EO calling germs a "hoax"???

An aside: I knew a guy in college who insisted — dead serious insisted — that what we call "germs" and "bacteria" were, in fact, alien organisms that had invaded Earth, and were attacking our humans. Trying to wipe us out. So, in essence, interplanetary warfare. And no one could argue otherwise.

Nervous (and I know "nervous") means you care and you're invested, deeply. If you felt nothing, it would mean nothing. Excelsior!

PTO, parental leave, pensions: Even the most prized benefits are on the chopping block In a tough labor market, workers often have fewer options for job-hopping, and employers can rethink what benefits they offer.

Hottest Economy Ever! So much hot economying! Thank you, President Trump! Who needs to see their children, anyway????

Trump Records Crackpot Voice of God From Real Old Testament The president has recited scripture calling for repentance just days after sparking outrage with an image of himself as Jesus.

"Trump has a rather complicated history with religion."

The word "complicated" just shattered its spine. I'll say it for likely the 75,989th time, this week, "I got SOBER for this shit!?!?!?!"

… watching and playing G.I.Joe …

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Think of all the boys who grew up playing G.I.Joe and wanting to join U.S. military, and now (always?) have hard-ons for Cobra Commander.

Real American Hero, my pale ass.

Funny she hasn’t ever mentioned you. 🤔

Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October.

Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year.

Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce.

Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.

@murphycartoons.bsky.social

Oh, great. The FBI director needs a residential rehab program. I bet his group shares will one-up everyone else’s! THIS is Trump’s government.

And the media will blast headlines of Trump the hero, only to walk them back hours later. But his goal is met. He’s primed the Stock Market (full of suckers) until a Monday plunge.

Every. Fuckin’. Weekend. It’s like a sitcom rerun week after week after…

ALL OF THIS! Get students so far in debt that they spend decades or rest of life being owned by debt collectors and stratospheric interest charges.

“Iran will never kick me in the shins again!! Great job, Mr. President…”

(Iran sticks “Kick Me” sign on Trump’s back. He is oblivious to this act.)

“Why is ever — OUCH! My ass! — ee one picking on — OW! — me?!? “

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At 4th grade level. Heading toward preschool like an old-school Fischer Price phone Duct taped to a rocket.

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… And a bouncy room!

I am so excited for this! For all of the 50th anniversary celebrations of #StarWars. Assuming, of course, the planet doesn’t explode like Alderaan.

(Original original first film.)

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Like in This is Spinal Tap.

@liberaljane.bsky.social knowledges how to get a point across.

#ArtAsActivism

“I want to be uncontroversial.” - Man who thinks he’s Jesus Christ returned and is happy to say so to world after calling the Pope “weak on crime.” As if the Pope is Andy Sipowicz.

Precisely. Eliminate jobs. Eliminate creativity. Eliminate community. Eliminate curiosity. Eliminate the human in humanity.

These monsters crib from Vladimir Putin's Rules of Order.

We ALL need to thank our cats and dogs and other animal friends on a daily basis. My two cats keep me sane. And alive.

An extraordinarily happy dog, a white and light brown Corgi-Cattle Dog mix, smiles widely as he places a paw on a bight blue and white volley ball, while laying a leave covered lawn.

Awwww. We had a cattle dog (pictured here) who we called the 'Tattle Tail Puppy' because he would run to us, alerting us of any thing remotely suspicious the cat did. Cat jumps on table > Ragtime came running and barking, making us investigate. 😅

They put tracking chips in the chicken salad. 😂

🤣 🤣 🤣 An apple a day keeps the Savior away! 🤣

I can’t remember my grocery list when leaving the house to buy groceries, so any other kind of list, no matter the topic, is futile.