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RFK Jr on Trump: “He’s very very sane.”
Grijalva to RFK Jr: “You apparently once cut the penis off a roadkill raccoon”
just an extremely funny side by side from an actual congressional hearing. not sure this is the best guy to attest to the president’s sanity
Closer Look killed tonight. Thanks for stitching up the past few weeks into concise absurdity & reflection & hilarity. xo
Hugh from the Armando Iannucci Show
“Of course in the old days Bluesky was only on for three hours a day. We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log on to it. Then when it shut down again we’d all stand up and sing the national anthem”
If you speak out against a man, even people who believe you will find you annoying and embarrassing. He may not even be someone you know, but it will be treated like you're talking about your husband's farts at a dinner party. As if mere gender obligates you to keep a man — any man's — secrets.
I’m Mark Zuckerberg, and I just bought all of these based on your recommendations. Keep up the good work!
In another massive data set of more than 1.5 million children born between 1997 and 2022, the use of Tylenol during pregnancy was NOT associated with autism, even after accounting for individual risk factors. Autism was diagnosed in 1.8% of children exposed to Tylenol and 3% of the unexposed group.
It would be nicer if sexual abuse was less common or if consequences for it were meted out consistently, rather than in sporadic bursts precipitated by media attention and public pressure, but I will Take! What I ! Can get!!
I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap.
I can’t believe it 😭
was once New Amsterdam.
As I’ve said: We elected the one person in the whole world who is NOT interested in reading the President’s Daily Brief.
You'd hate to see this spread everywhere, like airborne fentanyl except real.
She grabbed the microphone and turned it DOWN. The silence was spectacularly intentional.
i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted
it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted
have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how
She’s so scared.
Bullseye. Max Kennerly today: "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.
bsky.app/profile/maxk...
When they try to pretend the issue is simply "how" you protest, tell them that 58 years ago today they assassinated a man using non-violence as a weapon because he fought for Civil Rights for Black people.
#mlk
#april4th
MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?
SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern
U of Minnesota has named a new School of Nursing scholarship after Alex Pretti.
Jerry, NO (for real this time, I’m tired of telling you)
PSA: I’m sorry
I’m beginning to think that they like him and want him to rule over us like a king
“When Bill Withers showed up,” Halverson says, “he comes walking in with his guitar and a straight-back chair, like a dining room chair, and asks, ‘Where do I set up?’ I showed him right in the middle of the room, and then he left and he came back in with this platform, a kind of wooden box that didn’t have a bottom. It was about four inches tall, and was maybe 3 foot by 4 foot; it was a fairly large platform, and he set it down in the middle of the room. Then he put his chair on it and got his guitar out, and he’s sitting on top of this box. So I miked him and I miked his guitar, and then I was doing other things—getting sounds together. “But then he calls me over and he points down to the box and says, ‘You gotta mike the box.’ Well, the way I was trained, you serve the artist, whatever the artist needs. So I got a couple other mics and I miked the box, the place down near the floor, next to this platform. “And now, when you listen to ‘Ain’t No Sunshine,’ you know that all that tapping that goes on [while Withers sings] ‘I know I know I know’ all through it, actually, that’s him tapping his feet on the box, which is actually more intricate than the guitar on that track. He had evidently rehearsed that in his living room, maybe for years.”
"You gotta mike the box." the engineer Bill Halverson on the making of "Ain't No Sunshine," 1971 (from a Mix interview in 2012)
Doggie boy flexin
You wear it well.
I’m in DC, so every time I hear fireworks, I rush to the news. One day, it’s gonna be true.
A SKLETTON THINKIN ABOUT SOME THING ELSE AND IT SAYS " WHAT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION ITS NOT MY FAULT AND I ALSO DONT WANT TO " - FORGOT WHAT ELSE I WAS TOING TO TYPE HERE SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN
remember, if michael myers or freddy tries to murder you today tell them NO! today is jason’s special day for murdering