Tiny green baby bell pepper on a plant

Potatoes growing in a red tub

Garden update: lil baby tiny bell pepper

Salmon and avocado roll

Getting better at rolling my sloppy kitchen sushi

The EPA (Edible Phallus Administration)

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog

Quote post with your favorite fictional stoner

i think one really cool sword is better than two swords and i don’t care who knows it

Made a joke about how few notifications and everyone is responding how they get lots lol, fuck me I guess.

Huge yup

Saw a “vintage” graphic t-shirt with a year printed on it that made me realize I am also of a vintage age.

Bluesky is like “YOU HAVE 30+ notifications!!! …just kidding, it’s 4, you’re a loser and no one cares!”

Saw the trailer for the Street Fighter movie, it looks dumb as hell, I’m going to love it. Let’s go Fiddy.

Steam restarted, closed my game and now I have to start the fucking BG3 spider fight all over again

A generic Xbox controller and a little tabby asleep in my lap

“HIGH FIVE!”

Why does everyone of these guys look like someone grew them from Paul brothers dna in an agar plate?

She said they’re in her leather coin purse with the lighter sleeve

Sheeeeeeit, I might have to get another bottle of their lip and cheek stain

Crispy Ivy meows

Essence is such a solid brand. They’ve watched all the other drugstore brands raise their prices and said “nah”

The green goblin mask (movie version) with a speech bubble above its head

Eat your taco meat leftovers on garlic bread

Happy birthday!!

A red tub serving as a planter for sprouted potato stalks

*extremely hobbit voice* PO-ta-TOES

Just saw the comment “if I looked like that I’d eat bugs too” under a video of a baby opossum and I have to call out the rest of the day.

Onto the watchlist it goes

HE HAS RISEN (😏)

(youth pastor voice) you know who else kind of got suspended for a few days?

This is still the funniest bit in the whole series to me.

Daily nutrients Protein: 115/75 reached Carbs: 164/186 reached Fiber: 68/25 reached Sugar: 15/56 reached Fat 59/50 reached

Whispering affirmations from the bathroom after tripling my daily fiber intake: Wᴏʀᴛʜ ɪᴛ ᵂᵒʳᵗʰ ᶦᵗWoRtH iT

*slowed down, creepy version of the song* ..I’m allllrightttt…*creepy xylophone notes* nobody worry ‘bout me *echo-y screaming*