I'm blocking this mushmouth anyways I don't need prechewed "analysis" from a Pocket Aces loser

Tf does "run the table" mean precisely? Continue losing? Run weak moderate candidates who lose even against known, absolute evil?

This exact thing happened to me but it was an "itchy-type" furry caterpillar on the neck of a mormon kid bullying me, when I told him he said "Like I'm gonna fall for that!" ...kid works at the CIA now

You know what really gives me the Walter Sobchaks? Fact is, we don't live in a fucking "homeland"

people think that the second american civil war would be between liberals and conservatives and thats not true

it will actually be the Chardonnay Gals Club for Freedom in a loose alliance with the Playb0i Carti 0pium sh00taz vs the Battalion for the Covenant of the Lord

It powerrrrrfully smells of witch hazel and melting poops

they put in metal detectors at my child's school, a frankly surprisingly sensible choice!

Aside: my friend once told me he was walking down a dusty rural road in I think Armenia? no tourists, no internet cafe, the phone lines went down every year for 5 months. A man on a donkey engaged him in conversation. "Ameddycan? Beeel Cleenton!!" the man said, making blowjob motions with his mouth

sometimes I look at all the sleepin' plumpin' cute lil buds on my plum tree and I have sick fantasies about the things I'd make people trade for my glorious unhatched plums. "I don't need anymore diamond rings," I'll say, with my fingers triple iced, "Do you have any ponies?"

I took LIPITOR only like 10-12 weeks, I didn't tolerate it well at all! It made me leak pee, ache like a truck hit me, and also suddenly I woke up 3000 times a night. the muscle pain was nightmarish and incomparable. Like having menstrual cramps in my arms ALL NIGHT

So I was *right* when I said bum did a bum bum bum BOWM, bum did a bum bum BUM?? 6000 times this morning.
I knew it. I fuckin knew it. Bum did a bum bum bum BOWM, bum did a bum bum bum? Ba-da? Hit the timpani while loosenin' de flesh hoop. hu-BOWWWM? BOWWWWMWMWM??

I was like "I feel funny, ha ha" and she was like "LIPITORRRRRRRRRRR" in the "KHAAAANNNNN!!" voice

You'll never believe this, but it went down!! Both my triglycerides and cholesterol are in the good range now. . . I think it was de candy. I ate a Costco bag of jelly belly over the course of 5 days. they tested my trigs that very day and the doctor did a looney tunes eyeball-pop wild-take

You can vote blue for forty years, but if you dare whisper "Well I'd prefer another candidate, frankly," while voting for nice cop lady-- you're getting the Hamilton-themed Ass Laser, thems the rules. You have to vote cop-lady and LIKE IT

when you're like waitin' around and you're like "I could really go for a carrot right about now" and your friend is like "oh take this carrot" but it's a TURNIP. That's entertainment, baby!

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

what hasn't been "let out" is always significantly worse than the first trickle-truth. obviously they ate people (and as we learned in "Snowpiercer," well, ". . . babies taste best.")

the north window-sill of my bachelor pad (formerly my office) got too cold overnight and the bong cracked. RIP pinstriped business executive bong. Now it's time to upgrade from boss bong to, errr some kind of cloud management bong I suppose. Asana bong, Jira bong. Monday dot com ass Trellobong

I heard they love the courthouse, and urgent care, apparently. would be awesome if our local Dems could stop promoting a fucking CASINO and do something useful

How dare I constantly set aside my disappointment, rage, annoyance and still vote Dem. Probably my consistently voting Dem since I was 18, is like, what gave us Trump, somehow. My bad-- I guess I just didn't believe in fantastic candidates like John Kerry HARD enough. What was I thinking??

Sure, I voted Dem in every.single.election, POTUS to Dog Catcher 1996-2025, but Bluesky taught me to accept I am the reason we keep losing. Oh, I accept it-- I voted solid Blue for 30 years, but I didn't *love* Neera Tanden/the nice cop lady. My b!!!!

I would probably vote for Marjorie Taylor Green over this
"specimen"

my face when I find the ideal piece of alder perfectly balanced for my latest digging tool idea. that feel when you know this piece of willow is perfect for your little knapping jig project. wake up babe. new piece of acacia just dropped. let's fire-harden it.

at a dance party recently at a certain Baltimore location someone brought in a huge birthday cake. they lit like 67 candles on it, and when my friend and I made eye contact across the now-brightly lit room it felt like a bunch of us were asking "Is this how we die?" with our eyes

He voted with Sinema and Manchin like 90% of the time. Where are your memories, people? How about an ACTUAL LIBERAL

Anyone trotting out Mark Kelly is promoting Krysten Sinema in a bald cap.

Oh where are his friends Sinema and Manchin that he voted with 87% of the fucking time when he was in Congress? Not trotting them out are we? You know what I see reflected in that bald head? David Weil. David Weil, Krysten Sinema and Joe Manchin

Some of us remember things! I remember lots of stuff!

Newman and Kramer rent a tanker truck to move discarded Chobani whey across the border to Pennsylvania where it is sold at a premium for "hog feed." Jerry changes his DoorDash PVP to be female to get better service, but it backfires!! Elaine dates an ICE agent and has him deported when he annoys her

. . . "Fire, water and air" fuckin Pliny explaining lightning ovah heah

"Donut" played by Kitty Bruce kicks a cop in the nards in this, right? We enjoyed this flick a lot-- the kinda thing we put on when we were punk kids in the basement putting studs on our jackets. My dad had a copy of "Pretty Poison," we hadda go to the Biograph to see "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!"