keir starmer is currently starving a number of protesters to death while holding them in prison without trial.

Fiona is NOT used to people saying no to her and staring her down. She’s a power-mad little queen bee and I think she’s made a mistake. Come on, Rachel. #Traitors

Indeed; I have a prior engagement with my old school friend Mrs Smith in Westgate Buildings. #Persuasion

Crimson Tide; fantastic film. One of my all time favourites.

One of my favourite ever films is on, Crimson Tide. Absolute classic submarine thriller with the brilliant Denzel Washington.

a woman says i just threw up in my mouth a little bit in a black and white photo Alt: a woman says i just threw up in my mouth a little bit in a black and white photo

Fuck’s sake. Satan awarding Satan.

"And I never say no"

We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.

We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

Ah no, I was thinking of Fletch, another Chevy Chase film.

Is that the one with the Jump for Jesus trampoline place?

a man wearing a pink shirt is giving a peace sign . Alt: Mr Tumble from CBeebies

Pahaha, just catching up with Christmas #Strictly and Brian McFadden’s had so much work done that my daughter thought he was Mr Tumble, lmao

Yep. He’s 100% correct. 🇺🇦Coincidentally, I wake up every morning and wonder if the most anticipated obituary ever has been published yet.
(Clue: It’s Trump’s.)

a boy is looking at a woman with a santa hat on . Alt: a boy is looking at Nessa from Gavin and Stacey as she says “Oh, oh, oh”.

“Nadorig Clarin? Funny that, I use Clarins!”

Maybe we are sisters 😂😂

If she had my parents, she’d have gone No Contact with them by lunchtime on Christmas Eve. 😂
The people who slag off children for distancing themselves & call it a “trend” are ALWAYS the ones who play victim and say “I don’t even know what I’ve done.” when their own children don’t speak to them.

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

FFS 😆😆 Reminds me of asking Alexa to play “Ch’il bel sogno di Doretta” and she replied “I can’t find Kill Bill Sonia the director”.

Aside from the rest of the batshittery going on in Trump’s post, if Michael Crawford is actually taking part in these “honours” then he will be on my shit list.

Zarah, how can supporting their plight equal offences under the terrorism act, when the prisoners have not been tried and convicted? Surely this is wrongful arrest?

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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

And, outrageously, the sign Greta was holding while she sat peacefully read “I support Palestine Action Prisoners. I oppose genocide.” The Hunger Strikers are UNTRIED & ON REMAND. How can supporting their plight = offences under the terrorism act, and warrant arrest? I don’t see how that’s lawful.

This is absolutely epic, thank you Sooz. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

"Our President also shares our love of young, nubile girls."

Written by Epstein, just before he died.

Sounds very Jane Austen: “…one of which was marked that it had been missent elsewhere. Elizabeth was not surprised at it, as Jane had written the direction remarkably ill.”

Oh, sad news about Chris Rea. RIP.

Fantastic Lina, well done! 👏🏻

🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.

Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.

See for yourself.

That was such a good #Strictly final ♥️ Very very happy with the winners.

Happy publication anniversary to Northanger Abbey! Celebrate by accusing your crush’s dad of murder.

This is the problem with Trump being a malignant narcissist - he believes he’s the cleverest person in the world. He also believes his own lies, and none of his enablers dare correct him. He genuinely thinks this will fool everyone because in his mind, we’re all stupid.

Better not be Rylan. My vote is for Mel and Sue.