Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.
(talking to personal trainer) i think id like the physique of a terrifying viper but innocent, cherubic features
My Awesome Life
i can match essentially any vibe but it comes at the cost of being a hollow non-entity of a person
accidentally became all things to all people
its safe for puppies
A commercial food warmer with the trays removed, exposing the water and heating coils below
They’re letting me use the heated water bath in the supermarket food warmer to grow my lifeforms
Yes.
tau ceti is a melting pot of cultures
injections are insane
dirigibles are the future
If an Iranian soldier was stuck in the mountains in the US, the UK, Israel, or Germany, & every American or British or Israeli or German boy or man from 16 to 60 walking within 3km of him was killed by drones, would any politician or media call it anything other than murder?
this is my lovely daughter Cymbalta, and please meet my wonderful son War Thunder
one thing you may not know about the cast of Dropout is they all were mercenaries in the Congo war.
roblox
Hope you all have a wonderful Friday!
Remember, I’m here for you. Your pain is my pain, your joy is my joy.
Come over to me at any time! Just approach!
~ Empathypig
Big story today about Kristi Noem’s husband being into bimbofication. Catnip for the chattering classes, you’d think. But already people have moved on. Somehow they know it’s unremarkable. It’s a bimbofication regime that we live under. It’s a defining structure of the psycho-political landscape
Industry fair banner for Allegheny shredders that reads: The future is here and everything needs to be destroyed. Don't fall behind the times.
One of the great slogans of our age.
I have got to get my consult
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
Walking straight up to the pet store sales representative:
if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite.
if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.
🏗️👩🏭 woman factory worker + cinder critters
We must build a space base on the sun.
just feel like pointing out once again that the biological "advantages" men have in sports is because athletic men start taking steroids, eat 4000 calories a day, and exercise all the time at a young age whereas athletic women are encouraged by society to have low muscle mass and "dainty" diets
Russia plans to illegally annex lands it invaded, even as its military falters. Israel Plans to Control Large Parts of Southern Lebanon, Defense Minister Says
The difference between these two is racism
putting my darlingware in my darlingwasher
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
yayyy yay yayyyy 😄