most of the time canadians feel somewhat poorer than our american cousins but now we can just eat egg salad

Maybe the real horrors were the ones that persisted along the way

One day Canada will take over the world, then we'll all be sorry.

my hot take after ~everything~ is that Green Day's music had no right to age as well as it did

Polish PM Tusk & Macron mocking Trump’s ridiculous attempt to act tough while arm wrestling Macron during their handshake.

Okay, Satan let's get this over with

heated bidets are goated when not turning your brown eye blue is the vibe

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

In this Hallmark Christmas movie, “the past” was 1999. That wasn’t even that long ago, thought Gary as he put on his new orthopedic shoes.

Logically the best time to kick someone is when they’re down

The Unfollow Wars after the Great Blind Followback are going to be spicy.

Toothpaste is shampoo for your bones

The cyber truck looks like what people in 1984 thought 2024 would look like

Tkatchuk really took that hockey fights cancer night literally huh?

when life gives you lemons don’t trust those lemons they are poison lemons.

did they name pubes after puberty or did they name puberty after pubes?

How’s everyone’s bombogenesis going? #bcstorm

Skeety

Wow I love it 😍

Yeah he ain’t right.

Bieksa has the perfect amount of snark and humour that is impossible to replicate

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

So handsome 😍

All glasses are 3D glasses. Stay woke.

Once again: you can call your skeets whatever you want to call them and genuinely no one will care; live your one wild and precious life.

Just don't come in here trying to MAKE OTHER PEOPLE call them whatever the hell you prefer to call them; because *that's* when We Call Them Skeets.

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