something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.
Warrior cats girlfriend! Role player par excellence! Creative mad genius!
A picture of the "i guess we're doin circles now" meme except it's mutt at the conveyor belt. It is saying "i guess we're doin snakes now"
Wearing a name tag to the dungeon that says
"Hello, I'm: Still Learning"
Honestly the fact that she kept quiet for this long is pretty good.
My Showoff Supreme usually tells on herself in a matter of minutes.
Ave Kallidora 🐍✨
I asked @butchinheat.bsky.social if it wanted its words back, and the look I got in response was one of *fear* 🤭
After this he kept screaming at the door to the mud room 'cause he knew you were out there and that he's technically allowed to be there now. 🤭
There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.
AND WHEN THEY SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN:
THEY WILL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE FEAR DRAGGED OUT INTO THE LIGHT.
cis woman taking a page out of forcefem doujins by staring wide-eyed and mouth agape and absentmindedly muttering out "so this is what a real womans cock is like..." when she finally hooks up with a trans woman
😭😭😭
The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.
he straight up said “fuck the jew media and what are you going to do about it”
He got such a deliriously horny look on his face when I briefly went down on it 🤭
The "teen girl squad" title card from Homestar Runner, altered to say "helvetica standard" instead.
Out NOW
Get it while itS still RUNNY
be a bigger pervert
Probably a Top 5 or at least Top 10 moment across all three acts for me.
Umamusume: Pretty Derby if you put on the They Live glasses
getting pegged when she suddenly yells out “i’m using tilt controls!”
"O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self."
#eldenring #art
// godbreaking, disaffirmations
☉☉☉ Hey little monster.
Aren't you tired of... all this? Pretending, keeping up that facade? You look so exhausted.
Of course. Everyone can tell this isn't the real you. You've been falling, failing for a while—that is, assuming you had anyone fooled to begin with.
Posting this again, since Bluesky gone and shitted itself yesterday. @jpbrammer.bsky.social joined us this week to talk about both the book and movie versions of American Psycho, and we had a fantastic time
I don't know a lot about how EVs are perceived in other markets, do they have the "I might need to drive 500 miles in a day" brainworm in countries where that would cover pretty much the whole country
Read this fucking thread.
Print it out
Read it again
Laminate it
Read it again
Put it on the ceiling
Read it again
Go to sleep
Dream of it
Wake up
See it on the ceiling
Read it again.
Real talk Linux would fall apart overnight if trans women suddenly disappeared one day
SO I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT
Got properly feral for the first time in a while tonight. I need more. Need to get worse.
And if you know what I'm talking about, be sure to stretch properly after exercising, and take some ibuprofen for your back.