😭😭😭

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

he straight up said “fuck the jew media and what are you going to do about it”

He got such a deliriously horny look on his face when I briefly went down on it 🤭

The "teen girl squad" title card from Homestar Runner, altered to say "helvetica standard" instead.

Out NOW
Get it while itS still RUNNY

be a bigger pervert

Probably a Top 5 or at least Top 10 moment across all three acts for me.

Umamusume: Pretty Derby if you put on the They Live glasses

getting pegged when she suddenly yells out “i’m using tilt controls!”

"O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self."

#eldenring #art

// godbreaking, disaffirmations

☉☉☉ Hey little monster.

Aren't you tired of... all this? Pretending, keeping up that facade? You look so exhausted.

Of course. Everyone can tell this isn't the real you. You've been falling, failing for a while—that is, assuming you had anyone fooled to begin with.

Posting this again, since Bluesky gone and shitted itself yesterday. @jpbrammer.bsky.social joined us this week to talk about both the book and movie versions of American Psycho, and we had a fantastic time

I don't know a lot about how EVs are perceived in other markets, do they have the "I might need to drive 500 miles in a day" brainworm in countries where that would cover pretty much the whole country

Read this fucking thread.
Print it out
Read it again
Laminate it
Read it again
Put it on the ceiling
Read it again
Go to sleep
Dream of it
Wake up
See it on the ceiling
Read it again.

Real talk Linux would fall apart overnight if trans women suddenly disappeared one day

SO I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT

Got properly feral for the first time in a while tonight. I need more. Need to get worse.

And if you know what I'm talking about, be sure to stretch properly after exercising, and take some ibuprofen for your back.

A modern version of "Wishbone: Bark to the Future" would absolutely involve ChatGPT instead of a calculator.

they should invent estrogenizing HRT that lets you shoot even fatter ropes instead of doing the opposite

Corpus callosum, so all signals transmitted between the separate hemispheres have to pass under one's mark.

// switchbreaking, rape

🥀 Festering jealousy? For the clearly superior dommes in your phone? With their clearly superior dynamics?

Dont doubt yourself, little monster. You're not impotent, only Lesser. You can still spite me.

Just fuck your partner extra aggressively in my name. Just «GET WORSE.»

"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--"

"WASP CUP"

I'm getting better at calming the parts of me which activate at signs of pushback when no prenegotiated signals are given, but I'm still a softie at heart.

...But we'll see how long that lasts after next weekend~

Karlach and my bg3 tav, Nimue, in beach wear, kissing passionately.

After a dip in the sea at nightfall 🌙✨

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.