3 nil? Ruddy heck.

Little known fact: if nobody will pay £850,000 for your house, it's not worth £850,000.

Amazingly few people understand how the housing market works. Is it unique to the UK?

Daniel Hannan, what a fucking tedious old windbag.

Shall we start the whip round for Liam?

“ & I can still get people to vote for me!”

Oh…….

A to Fade In by Adorable will just about get me tonight.

Nigel Farage approved of Mandelson as US Ambassador. He offered to work with him.

26 of 27 Reform councillors in Kent are defected Tories: They bankrupted the council as Conservatives. Changed party badges. Blamed the Tories. Asked voters to trust them. Same people. Same failures. Different logo.

Badenoch has made a right fool of herself again then?

@LBC Tom Swarbrick tickling Liz Truss’ belly? No I don’t think so…

Amazingly when people congratulated Tory budgets cutting NI & paying for it by reducing local govt funding, nobody questioned how local services would be maintained.

Time for a Royal Commission on media ownership. The media reaction will be no worse than their reaction to everything else this govt has proposed.

My cousin, Liverpool, has maintained he doesn’t care who wins EPL. Asked him who he hates the most & dragged out of him: City cos they’re cheats. Mission accomplished, took all season though.

The Telegraph is destroying itself quite adequately at the moment.

On reflection, you are correct.

Hard work though….

I’m clutching my pearls, I tell you….

I'd love to live in a world that talks about Man City being cheats more than they talk about Arsenal being bottlers.

We could do with a full constitutional overhaul.

Yes.

Thornberry actually being supportive.

Mmmmm

Al Kearns, Bridget Phillipson or Wes Streeting.

She’ll soon be down.

Goes to show what a shambles the arrangements for govt of this country are. The good chaps arrangement in this country is useless & has been redundant for years.

Yes……that HoL seat…….

Ooooof! 🥊

If there was a female you coulda had Margaret Scratcher. I once told you the Cat Protection League wouldn’t let us have a cat as we had a baby. That baby is now a midwife & the 2nd baby runs a hotel, so there to CPL.