Guess who gets to cater his husband’s recital reception tomorrow!!
[It’s me!!] 😀

Gorgeous couple!!

Those are good problems to have.

I mean those arms are stunning!

Love the shirt.

Grrr

Happy 89th Birthday George Takei!

George Takei, born on April 20, 1937, in Los Angeles, California, is an actor, activist, and social media phenomenon who has lived one of the most remarkable lives in American entertainment.

As a child, Takei and his family were forcibly relocated to Japanese...

Thank you for speaking numerical truth. Hope they listen!!

And you’re beautiful

Please stop calling me that.

Mirror’s pretty clean. 😉😉

Yes, “whimsical” was what popped to mind.

You have the most fascinating posts

I hope your brain is nicer today.

You deserve a nice brain.

Brilliant!! That one pocket in the front of tighty whiteys is useless.

It’s Tuesday, but took this yesterday, #mcm or monochrome Tuesday??
Anyways, I think I look fuckable.

Tongue guide?!!

⭐️
I mean
🍪

Damn! 🤣😘😘

Were you restrained? Oh god, please say yes!!

The title is the same as the store in the background: “Customers around, but I don’t care. Feel that breeze in my well-conditioned hair!”

AI is destroying everything!!😳

That’s the worst!

What valuable prize do I win??

What a blatant failure on their part!

Is that the first riddle?

Damn friend been holding back on me!!

...maybe - just maybe - he's actually the worst president in history

He’s not completely wrong!!

His smug smile 🤮🤮