fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money

Man, DO IT

Video or STFU 🤣🤣🤣

Oh absolutely! I feel like if we were to hang out for a couple of hours I would be laughing riotously AND gaining some amazing wisdom!

Girl I would watch Michelle Yeoh watch paint dry.

a man in white pants is standing in a living room next to a couch and a trash can . ALT: a man in white pants is standing in a living room next to a couch and a trash can .

Just throwing a random gif out here. 🤣🤣

Awwwwww

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Oh please, girl, do you know how much p0rn I watch? 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣

I mean, Carter wanted us to be at 20% solar power by 2000, and we could've exceeded that, but the oil and gas industry lobbied against solar and pushed out public disinformation, so it was scrapped.

Damn, the world we could have today if it wasn't for the human potential for greed.

Well thankfully nobody posted any of her weightlifting videos (yet), but there is a video talking about her arrest for something (can't remember what, exactly) and the thumbnail shows her in mid-weighted-lunge. 🤣🤣🤣

Eh, not really a choice, though. 😉

Here'w the start. Enjoy!

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With you on this thread in its entirety.

Girl you know that's me!

But with coffee.

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You just don't want him reposting the video 🤣🤣🤣

I'm so glad our governor (Abigail Spanburger) said nope, we're still gonna build our offshore wind project.

Two words:

"Trickle down"

Why would you?

Uhhh, because Republicans are the ones y'all put in charge by sitting on your dumb, morally superior asses?

Oof yeah. That one gets me too.

And the three choruses getting worse as the song goes, with symmetrical wording:

"Livin it up like there's no tomorrow."

"Wasted again like there's no tomorrow."

And finally:

"Wish I had a reason to live for tomorrow".

Just absolutely phenomenal songwriting.

OMFG YES

But then she's gonna need more screen time.

Oh nothing huge or life-threatening. Just busy as fuck and a lot of little things piling up to become a little overwhelming, yanno?

What a shithead 🤣🤣🤣

I love his little wishbone!

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I watched my little dipshit have the zoomies this am. Now she's conked out in my lap. 🤣🤣

Lemme guess. Chaos?

Have Kleenex ready for the last ep.

And I STG, Prime, if there isn't gonna be a Season 3, I'm going to stand outside HQ and cry very loudly and annoyingly.

That sounds right.

Oh hey @invisiblelad7.bsky.social I finished S2 of Hazbin!

OH MY FUCKING GODT

Uplifting AND heartbreaking at the same fucking time.

No spoilers, but I cried like a lil bitch, NGL.

Oh damn. Hell, just a cheap curtain rod. That's what I have in my bathroom (window isn't covered at all, otherwise).

Fucking DOGE generation. 🙄