whale shark pouch/wallet/ita prototype by mahoukarp

My whale shark ita/wallet/pouch sample! 🦈🌊
#art #sharks

It has been a WILD ride. I realized I’ve been playing this game for nearly 6 years?? Weird

Gregory Sievers, American (1951- ), The Theater, oil, 36 x 24 in, private collection

I’m a strong independent woman until I get a headache that knocks me out for 12 hours just because *checks notes* the weather changed

Front: The Night Vale Fall sweater has orange cuffs, collar and waistband with a dark brown base color. Up the left arm is an orange cactus with pumpkin faces cut out. On the left sleeve is an owl. On the front right chest is a spider web with a spider dangling by a thread below it. to the right of the spider web are two yellow stars. Below this is an orange cactus. and at the bottom is a large orange pumpkin with a scared face.

4 Cards: Card 1: 2 human hearts facing each other with arms extending out to hug the other. At the top is: ""whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about."" At the bottom is: ""Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won't."" Inside: ""This is what love is. Happy Valentines Day!"" Card 2: a black lake with forearms rising out of it. The fingers are held in the shape of a heart. The heart is the same black as the lake, with black droplets dripping back into the lake. Inside: Past performance is not a predictor of future results. Card 3: is a picture of a human heart on a white dinner plate with a fork stuck into the top. Blood is pooling on the plate & table. Quote at top: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Inside is a longer poem. Card 4: is a heart shaped picture that looks like brain or heart flesh. Then the text: Roses are red. Violets are sentient. Orchids have giant hearts. Lilies feel pain. This has been a comprehensive list of flowers. Happy Valentines Day!

4 cards: 1. A blue & pink background. A flesh-covered unidentifiable creature supported by many spaghetti-like legs. Text: Love is a many-legged thing with human skin & no eyes. 2. A peach background, a gray rock with 1 eyeball on top & 1 eyeball on the sand. A conversation bubble with a red heart in it. Text: Missed connection. I am a rock. You were near me. I have no idea who or what you are because I cannot perceive the world. I love you. 3. A sand background. A bug with 2 big eyes attached at the bottom to a nose & mouth, a body like a short beetle, with 2 arms up high, 2 arms down low & 2 legs. Text: You wanna be that way? Fine. Seriously, it's fine. I like you for who you are. 4. A pink background, black shadow people with pink heart eyes circle the card (3 left/right, 1 top/bottom), heads to the center, torsos at the edges. Text: Today you will meet a beautiful stranger. Actually hundreds of beautiful strangers. Everyone is beautiful & you know almost none of them.

4 Cards: 1: black abstract hands rising from the bottom, cupping a red heart. Inside the heart in white text: If you love something set it free. If it returns, burrows into your ribs, devours your heart & becomes your new heart it was meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! 2: a red & purple gradient background. A large red, yellow & pink heart. Text: Someday You'll find that special someone. You'll find them hiding in a dark corner of an unfamiliar room. They will be faceless, whispering. Happy Valentines Day. 3: abstract of 2 purple faces with red eyeballs, lips touching. The space between the lips, nose & chin form hearts. Text: Let's get together. Let's become one. Let's fuse our skin & share our bones & crawl about the world, terrifying & inspiring all who see. Happy Valentine's Day 4: baby pink with a red crochet-like heart made of bugs. Text: You say you're going to be alone on Valentine's Day. But you forget about the insects, ghosts & surveillance devices in your home. Happy Valentine's Day

This is your last chance to collect the Night Vale Valentines Day cards and the Fall sweater... They disappear on 4/1.

Valentines Day Cards: buff.ly/GV6n2CQ
Fall Sweater: buff.ly/eUIrESX

Sometimes I hate eating, and not in an eating disorder way, but in a "I hate doing maintenance on machines" kind of way, if that makes sense. Having to figure out what to eat every single day is honestly a nightmare.

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“I love you, but go away.”
—how else do you send your students to a team building activity

It’s been a week since my friend died unexpectedly. I haven’t been able to write what I want to for him, but I think about it all the time. He just. He deserves to have what I say be perfect.

“It’s fine! You’re fine! You’re normal! You can be normal!”
—pre-friend’s-birthday-party-pep talk

“Welcome to Dumb Bitch 101, I’m your host, Dumb Bitch…101.”
—morning musings

pokemon sketchpage

“What happened to me then is happening now to millions of women and girls in a new and more terrifying way. Before, someone had to betray your trust and steal something real. Now all it takes is a computer and a stranger’s imagination. Deepfake pornography has become an epidemic.”

Senate switchboard: (202) 224-3121. Call and leave a message. Then call again on Monday and talk to someone directly.

AQUARIUS: Water-bearer? More like What-a-Terror. You're spooky, Aquarius. I like that.

Update: I’ve created a note on my phone where I write down new ones of these that I come up with. I think this is my thing now.

Me: “I’m Ms. Del, and I’m the one who’s been throwing Kraft singles at Teslas.”
Student: “Follow-up question about the Kraft singles?”
Me: “No.”

“It’s 5th period English, and despite what you’ll hear in the coming weeks, it was self-defense.”
“It’s 8th period English, and I was the second shooter at the grassy knoll.”

“It’s 1st period English, and I still don’t know why we have that lever.”
“It’s 4th period English and today’s class was meant to have higher production value, but the theater department has stopped taking my IOUS.”

Me: “What do we already know about Dr. Martin Luther King?”
Student: “He died for our sins.”
Me: “…I mean. He /was/ assassinated…”

I don’t have the costume budget, and the theater department is tired of my IOUs

“Good morning, this is your fourth period English class, and I’m Tina Turner-i-hardly-know-her, and today…”
“Good afternoon, this is your eighth period English class, I’m your teacher, Ms. Del, and I know who the Louvre thieves are, but I’m no snitch.”
—Y’know how you get kids’ attention?

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Student: “That’s I’m gonna start doing; I’m gonna go into people’s classrooms, fart, and leave.”
Me: “Your comedy will not be appreciated in your time.”
Student: “Everybody loves me.”

Arthur Machen - The White People and Other Weird Stories

Reading that spooky stuff

“Something’s gonna happen to keep them from saying it and I’m gonna chew through the bars of my enclosure!”

“I’m gonna shake them like fucking maracas!!”
—when the idiots to lovers is idiots-to-lovers-ing

Moose: “Del you have to swear on your life that you did not google that actor to help Sunny with this question.”
Me: “Moose I have the collector’s edition of Blade Runner in front of me right now on blu ray do you think I’m playing????”
Moose: *hangs up on me”
—y’know how you help your best friend

If I had a nickel every time I quoted the “Don’t recite the deep texts to me, witch. I was there when it was written” at students for reminding me of The Game today, I’d have TWO nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.